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She's misunderstood. A lot of people will call her mean and nonapproachable. That just isn't the case. Lanice is like a sour patch kid. Sour and sweet. She will give the routine mean girl look, she'll be super quiet and not willing to start a conversation. However, if you give her a little attention, that apprehensiveness and timidity will melt away, slowly but definitely surely. She'll become one of your coolest friends, helping you grow as a person, and even a most special lover.

BTW, she isn't mean Lanice just knows what she wants, if that ain't you, then it ain't you, sorry dude.

She is also a really hard worker, loyal friend, loving partner, most realest person in your life.
"I swear dude, Lanice hates me!"
"No dude, just give her some time."
Lanice by YouFred February 21, 2019
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Most of the time, she is misunderstood. She has thick skin, and is usually mean to people for no reason. That just isn't the case though, she has the thick skin because of the abuse she goes through, and she is mean to others, because others have treated her badly in her past. She is a bitter sweet girl, like a sour patch. First she's sour, then she's sweet.

Once people get past her bitter and coarse side, they will be met with the most genuine signs of affection and love. People that truly know Lanice feel blessed to have her in their lives. Sadly, she is often seen as the second option, someone to be used and thrown away.

Lanice is emotional, disciplined, sensitive, strong, misunderstood, loyal, funny, and an all around cool person.
Person 1: "Wow that girl is acting really bitchy."
Person 2: "Who Lanice? Nah man, she's cool. Once you get to know her, I swear."
Lanice by YouFred February 21, 2019
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A mean girl who is always pushing people away when she’s mad. She has a lot of friends but she always gets in a fight with some of them. She thinks she’s the “queen” of her school. She loves drama and gets in fights a lot. There’s some good in her.
Lanice is always talking.

lancevideos 

A twink who loves nickvideos and is a bottom. He and nick have a contest of who's the best bottom because hunter is definitely a top. He is a barb and hates trump. He loves being a stripper on his free time. he thought he loved polo boy until he realized his true love. Period
Did someone say lancevideos

lancevideos 

The BIGGEST bottom energy of them all😻😻 usually topped by a nick✨💖
Someone towards lancevideos : Oh lanceypants, you’re such a bottom😹😹

lancevideos 

a political Tiktoker in a romantic relationship with Nickvideos
“Did you hear about the new video on lancevideos ‘s account?”

I don't have time for this Lance 

when a boy says that he 'dosn't have time for this Lance', he sometimes means he does have time, he is just not ready to accept his feelings.
You could say ''I don't have time for this lance'' but you would be lying
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