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A release of a product, especially a computer component, in extremely limited quantities, making it very difficult for consumers to get their hands on. The purpose of this is generally for a company to be able to say "we have the fastest chip", before they can actually produce large numbers of them.
Thus, the product isn't really "launched" to the market, it's only launched in press releases, hence "paper" launches.
Thus, the product isn't really "launched" to the market, it's only launched in press releases, hence "paper" launches.
"Hey man, I can't find any vendors that sell the new, ultra-fast Intel chip. Have you found it anywhere yet?"
"Nope, nobody has it. It's just another paper launch."
"Nope, nobody has it. It's just another paper launch."
paper launch by Jack September 12, 2005
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abort launch
There is a point in the night of drinking when you have passed the point of no return, or you have launched. After you have launched are bound to black out, be an ass, or get into a fight. If it looks like your headed in that direction you might be able to refrain from that last drink that would put you over the edge and effectively abort launch.
Kellee told me to abort launch after she witnessed me double fisting two whiskey rocks.
Eric didn't yeld to my warnings to abort launch and ended up hitting on everyone at the bar.
Eric didn't yeld to my warnings to abort launch and ended up hitting on everyone at the bar.
abort launch by Eric Hawkinson May 18, 2006
Lagunatard
An obnoxiously entitled person who lacks common sense, self-awareness, and a basic understanding of the real world, because they’ve lived in Laguna Beach all their lives and would be unable to survive anywhere else!
” Only a Lagunatard would have the audacity to swing his car door all the way open so that oncoming traffic narrowly misses it!
Lagunatard by TheFlyingGayIrishman April 22, 2022
launa
Launa is a tropical name. Females with this name are drop dead gorgeous and highly popular. While they are highly popular they are not snobby or superficial. A Launa always has a good sense of empathy and can endure much. Since much is probably endured they must have someone or something to put their emotions into. They also enjoy a sanguine environment. If environment is melancholic they do their best to lighten the mood and/or work with others to create the atmosphere most pleasurable. Launas are very caring and loving, but just don't have the right way to say things. Odds and odds, they are one of the best friends you can find and will never betray you. While they don't like talking about their own personal issues unless you're close to them; they love listening to yours.
launa by Polka-polka-poke-a-dot February 13, 2014
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lasanalgna by mimihh_ October 9, 2018