lagunitas 

Amazingly beautiful and delicious beer. The best beer on the west coast.

I'm so thirsty, I could really use a Lagunitas.

lagunitas by ShitBrick McLovin April 20, 2017

Lagunitas 

A good buzz for your buck. A beer for men who want to get there quickly. This shit doesn't mess around.

"I need to drown my sorrows and lift my spirits"
**Opens Lagunitas

Lagunitas by howdyhuman August 12, 2021

Lagunatard 

An obnoxiously entitled person who lacks common sense, self-awareness, and a basic understanding of the real world, because they’ve lived in Laguna Beach all their lives and would be unable to survive anywhere else!

” Only a Lagunatard would have the audacity to swing his car door all the way open so that oncoming traffic narrowly misses it!

Lagunatard by TheFlyingGayIrishman April 22, 2022

lagunas 

to be located with the body of a female who owns this last name.
it is considered an act of sincere fate, luck, and undeserving-ness that which pure sorrow is known to be felt for those unfortunate to encounter this such individual during their lifetime.
most wouldn't realize until it was far too late, though..
consider your cautions.

lagunas - a completely original beauty.

lagunas by the anonymous identity of October 18, 2008

Lagunies 

Superficial, airheaded girls who act just like the cast of Laguna Beach and believe that the world revolves around them.

Girl 1: Oh my god, I totally had more than ten calories today.

Girl 2: Uggh me too, like, now I can't have toothpaste.

Observer: What a bunch of Lagunies.

Lagunies by Maslyn August 9, 2006

Lagunita 

La gunita - La goonita - A female who can’t keep her hands out of her pants

I can play another round, Lagunitas at it again

Lagunita by Spunbones April 8, 2025