larndt

1. A bitch

2. Overly choosey clarn-like stamp

1. Look at that larndt!

2. I saw a larndt today.

by P'tainz March 25, 2011

lardtard

a person who is overweight and lacks intelligence

that person is a lardtard

by Kevin Dizzle January 11, 2007

Larnet

The small circular object that disinfects urinals in mens bathrooms, often referred to as a urinal cake.

Wow! It's been 3 days and the cleaners still haven't put a new larnet in the urinal!

by Foreegly September 13, 2017

Lardtastic

The feeling you get before, during, and (especially) after your first day back at the gym after a major holiday that is based around family, friends, and copious amounts of food.

After heaving his way through half his usual time on the treadmill, James immediately though, with heavy sarcasm, "Wow, that was lardtastic!".

by funinthegym December 28, 2009

Lardtardic

Adjective

A rarely or barely used mind. The mind of a couch potato who just watches TV and allows others to do the thinking for him/her.

Self imposed slow thinking intellectual state. Weather drug or media induced.

The most they can do with their lardtardic minds is blindly parrot the words of their favorite TV personality.

by thechurchfodave April 28, 2011

landtaro

the most sexiest member of rdcworld1

nigga bawls!

i wanna be like landtaro when i grown up

by landtaro January 19, 2022

landtard

landtard Someone who cannot function properly on land ie trips a lot, falls, stubs toes, breaks bones; often refers to swimmer.

Jane: omg! i just tripped again.
Joe; YOUR SUCH A LANDTARD!!!

by chelsea =] January 3, 2008