Lardtastic 

The feeling you get before, during, and (especially) after your first day back at the gym after a major holiday that is based around family, friends, and copious amounts of food.

After heaving his way through half his usual time on the treadmill, James immediately though, with heavy sarcasm, "Wow, that was lardtastic!".

Lardtastic by funinthegym December 28, 2009

tardtastic 

Something so FANTASTICALLY stupid or retarded, it ceases to be fantastic and thus becomes tardtastic! Lengthen the 'A' in tard for a more dramatic effect.

"It's a TARDTASTIC day today!"

"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic today!"

"Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"

"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"

tardtastic by Zephyr May 4, 2004

laxtastic 

Being overwhelmingly lax. A situation involving several lax brahs, a great deal of lax flow, some hetero lax brah - lax brah loving, seersucker and possibly a lax battle. Something is not laxtastic unless it compels an observer to immediately go out and lax it up or grow their hair out, stop wearing shoes, and in extreme situations, only wear practice jerseys whilst rocking the wallet-on-a-lanyard backwards around the neck.

People from Long Island cannot be laxtastic.

Lax Brah 1: Dude, didn't you go to Gark?
Lax Brah 2: Shut up man. I got into Gillman too. I just didn't want to go.
Lax Brah 1: Yeah man, I got into Park, but I'm just not, like, arty.
Lax Brah 2: Fuck you man! I was all Baltimore County! You didn't even start at Gillman!
Lax Brah 1: Bro, I would have been all county if I had played for Gark.
Observer: This is laxtastic!

laxtastic by Trix Coug April 16, 2008

lagtastic voyage 

When you are playing a sweet fps on any online gaming network and its lagging so gal-darn much you are teleporting around without trying.

Player 1: I was walking up the stairs, and when i got to the top, i was back at spawn again!
Player 2: Sounds like one lagtastic voyage!

lagtastic voyage by Fr46 M46n3T October 24, 2008

lactastic 

Adjective used to describe an amazing aspect of (usually breast) milk production.

Mom: Last night I breastfed the baby and then still was able to pump another 8 ounces.
Dad: Wow! That's lactastic!

RN: The lab finished the analysis on the mother's breast milk. It's 27 Calories per ounce.
MD: She might as we'll be making heavy whipping cream! She's lactastic!

lactastic by Assistant Professor X February 3, 2014

lametastic

The state of being extremely lame; alternately, being so lame that it attracts attention.

Man, have you seen the Numa-Numa kid? He's so lametastic.

lametastic by Freaq April 14, 2006

lametastic

a cross between lame and fantastic. When something is so lame it actually becomes fantastic(or awesome) in the process.

Green had on spongebob square pants briefs and it was lametastic.

lametastic by claire swanson April 24, 2008