Lardtardic 

Adjective

A rarely or barely used mind. The mind of a couch potato who just watches TV and allows others to do the thinking for him/her.

Self imposed slow thinking intellectual state. Weather drug or media induced.

The most they can do with their lardtardic minds is blindly parrot the words of their favorite TV personality.

Lardtardic by thechurchfodave April 28, 2011

lardtard 

a person who is overweight and lacks intelligence

that person is a lardtard

lardtard by Kevin Dizzle January 11, 2007

Lardtastic 

The feeling you get before, during, and (especially) after your first day back at the gym after a major holiday that is based around family, friends, and copious amounts of food.

After heaving his way through half his usual time on the treadmill, James immediately though, with heavy sarcasm, "Wow, that was lardtastic!".

Lardtastic by funinthegym December 28, 2009

lardtard 

A fat person who stalks you.

Look at the lardtard on the television.

lardtard by Ali and Shea poo March 28, 2003

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019