Lardtardic 

Adjective

A rarely or barely used mind. The mind of a couch potato who just watches TV and allows others to do the thinking for him/her.

Self imposed slow thinking intellectual state. Weather drug or media induced.

The most they can do with their lardtardic minds is blindly parrot the words of their favorite TV personality.

Lardtardic by thechurchfodave April 28, 2011

lardtard 

a person who is overweight and lacks intelligence

that person is a lardtard

lardtard by Kevin Dizzle January 11, 2007

Lardtastic 

The feeling you get before, during, and (especially) after your first day back at the gym after a major holiday that is based around family, friends, and copious amounts of food.

After heaving his way through half his usual time on the treadmill, James immediately though, with heavy sarcasm, "Wow, that was lardtastic!".

Lardtastic by funinthegym December 28, 2009

lardtard 

A fat person who stalks you.

Look at the lardtard on the television.

lardtard by Ali and Shea poo March 28, 2003