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landtard Someone who cannot function properly on land ie trips a lot, falls, stubs toes, breaks bones; often refers to swimmer.
Jane: omg! i just tripped again.
Joe; YOUR SUCH A LANDTARD!!!
landtard by chelsea =] January 3, 2008
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Landtarian 

A diet excluding anything that comes out of the water like fish and shellfish. The only meat that is consumed is land animals and birds.
I am a landtarian so I do not eat anything out of lakes, rivers and oceans. I only eat animals that live on land and birds because they are dumb.
Landtarian by TomCB January 2, 2013

landtrout 

to go to the alaskan shores, catch a trout, bring it back to your fly L.A. beach house, and before engaging in sexual intercourse with anyone/thing smack the vaginal area viciously until internal bleeding
dude i gave your mom a landshark last nite !

oh really well your girlfriend enjoyed the landtrout i gave her half an hour ago, betch. ragellfragelllllllfuickyourself.
landtrout by fatal landtrout May 28, 2011
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026