landtard
landtard Someone who cannot function properly on land ie trips a lot, falls, stubs toes, breaks bones; often refers to swimmer.
landtard by chelsea =] January 3, 2008
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Landtarian
A diet excluding anything that comes out of the water like fish and shellfish. The only meat that is consumed is land animals and birds.
I am a landtarian so I do not eat anything out of lakes, rivers and oceans. I only eat animals that live on land and birds because they are dumb.
Landtarian by TomCB January 2, 2013
landtrout
to go to the alaskan shores, catch a trout, bring it back to your fly L.A. beach house, and before engaging in sexual intercourse with anyone/thing smack the vaginal area viciously until internal bleeding
dude i gave your mom a landshark last nite !
oh really well your girlfriend enjoyed the landtrout i gave her half an hour ago, betch. ragellfragelllllllfuickyourself.
oh really well your girlfriend enjoyed the landtrout i gave her half an hour ago, betch. ragellfragelllllllfuickyourself.
landtrout by fatal landtrout May 28, 2011