landtard

landtard Someone who cannot function properly on land ie trips a lot, falls, stubs toes, breaks bones; often refers to swimmer.

Jane: omg! i just tripped again.
Joe; YOUR SUCH A LANDTARD!!!

landtard by chelsea =] January 3, 2008

lardtard 

a person who is overweight and lacks intelligence

that person is a lardtard

lardtard by Kevin Dizzle January 11, 2007

landards 

A person who has low standards.

Dan has landards, he will hook-up with ugly chicks

landards by Jeromeiskol? December 9, 2009

Lendtard 

*A mortgage lender that lacks the basic life skills to be a productive member of society.

*A retarded mortgage lender

“Man, Shank is such a Lendtard.”

“My Lendtard mortgage guy has my loan all messed up”

Lendtard by Cgland August 8, 2020

Lardtardic 

Adjective

A rarely or barely used mind. The mind of a couch potato who just watches TV and allows others to do the thinking for him/her.

Self imposed slow thinking intellectual state. Weather drug or media induced.

The most they can do with their lardtardic minds is blindly parrot the words of their favorite TV personality.

Lardtardic by thechurchfodave April 28, 2011

landtaro 

the most sexiest member of rdcworld1

nigga bawls!

i wanna be like landtaro when i grown up

landtaro by landtaro January 19, 2022

Spaghetti-Framed Lanktard 

An individual so unfortunately frail, their physique prevents them from playing the manliest of games, such as rugby and poker.

A scarecrow, or that kid who eats dessert alone in Superbad are both examples of Spaghetti-Framed Lanktards.

Spaghetti-Framed Lanktard by MalcLin420 September 17, 2013