landtard

landtard Someone who cannot function properly on land ie trips a lot, falls, stubs toes, breaks bones; often refers to swimmer.

Jane: omg! i just tripped again.
Joe; YOUR SUCH A LANDTARD!!!

by chelsea =] January 3, 2008

lardtard

a person who is overweight and lacks intelligence

that person is a lardtard

by Kevin Dizzle January 11, 2007

landards

A person who has low standards.

Dan has landards, he will hook-up with ugly chicks

by Jeromeiskol? December 9, 2009

Lendtard

*A mortgage lender that lacks the basic life skills to be a productive member of society.

*A retarded mortgage lender

“Man, Shank is such a Lendtard.”

“My Lendtard mortgage guy has my loan all messed up”

by Cgland August 8, 2020

Lardtardic

Adjective

A rarely or barely used mind. The mind of a couch potato who just watches TV and allows others to do the thinking for him/her.

Self imposed slow thinking intellectual state. Weather drug or media induced.

The most they can do with their lardtardic minds is blindly parrot the words of their favorite TV personality.

by thechurchfodave April 28, 2011

landtaro

the most sexiest member of rdcworld1

nigga bawls!

i wanna be like landtaro when i grown up

by landtaro January 19, 2022

Spaghetti-Framed Lanktard

An individual so unfortunately frail, their physique prevents them from playing the manliest of games, such as rugby and poker.

A scarecrow, or that kid who eats dessert alone in Superbad are both examples of Spaghetti-Framed Lanktards.

by MalcLin420 September 17, 2013