A topicjacker is a person who comes into a discussion about a specific topic and hijacks the conversation with irrelevant and usually inflammatory ideas or assertions.
We had a nice little exchange going about the idea of non religious ethics when a flaming topicjacker came in and attempted to make the entire discussion about bible verses.
by thechurchfodave December 17, 2010

During the act of coitus, his girlfriend really didn't seem to appreciate being told to "milk his protein injector."
by thechurchfodave March 11, 2011

Whatthebuck was obviously highly featureable. Unlike that ScaryDAve guy at the thechurchofdave channel.
by thechurchfodave July 17, 2009

A person who clicks on everything in sight and ends up being an unpaid FB employee because they load so many ads.
by thechurchfodave February 25, 2022

The act of going into a discussion and hijacking the topic into some self serving diatribe that only the topicjacker cares about.
I was running a perfectly reasonable conversation about rabbit breeding until some topickjacking religious nut came in an got everyone worked up by talking about her theory of how rabbits are the evil demon filled workers of Satans minion.
by thechurchfodave December 17, 2010

Although I took her to dinner at a nice restaurant, I was mostly focused on getting a hold of her munch meat back at the apartment.
by thechurchfodave March 11, 2011

Any automated system for auto adding friendships on social networking sites. Or a person who simply friends people he or she doesn't know for the sole purpose of increasing the size of the friends list.
thechurchofdave youtube channel finally stopped using the friends list because most requests are just coming from a spamfriender belonging to some get rich quick numbtard.
by thechurchfodave December 16, 2010
