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Protein Injector

Male genitalia other wise known as the penis.
During the act of coitus, his girlfriend really didn't seem to appreciate being told to "milk his protein injector."
by thechurchfodave March 11, 2011
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Autofriend

The job of a script or program which automatically ads friends on social networking sites.
If there is one thing I find annoying about social network sites it's when some spamfriender script tries to autofriend me.
by thechurchfodave December 16, 2010
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Topicjacker

A topicjacker is a person who comes into a discussion about a specific topic and hijacks the conversation with irrelevant and usually inflammatory ideas or assertions.
We had a nice little exchange going about the idea of non religious ethics when a flaming topicjacker came in and attempted to make the entire discussion about bible verses.
by thechurchfodave December 17, 2010
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Topickjacking

The act of going into a discussion and hijacking the topic into some self serving diatribe that only the topicjacker cares about.
I was running a perfectly reasonable conversation about rabbit breeding until some topickjacking religious nut came in an got everyone worked up by talking about her theory of how rabbits are the evil demon filled workers of Satans minion.
by thechurchfodave December 17, 2010
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Autofriender

Any system which automatically ads friends on a social network system. Similar or even identical to a spamfriender, but not so much about marketing as just conquest, ego or vanity.
That guy has no life at all. His idea of making friends is spending time in his Mom's basement writing autofriender scripts for his facebook page.
by thechurchfodave December 16, 2010
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Munch Meat

The genitalia of either gender. A play on "Lunch Meat". A reference to the act of oral sex.
Although I took her to dinner at a nice restaurant, I was mostly focused on getting a hold of her munch meat back at the apartment.
by thechurchfodave March 11, 2011
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Fameproof

3 uses.

1. Impervious to fame. As in doesn't let popularity go to one's head. A

celebrity who doesn't act like a celebrity. Not pompous, stuck up or

conceited.

2. Unable to achieve fame. Such as someone who is so devoid of

talent, class, standing or ability that they will never achieve fame.

3. Someone who is so beyond the norm as to be beyond the aptitude

of fame. Someone who is too controversial, too far out, too beyond

the average to get accepted in the main stream. This would be the

opposite of the 2nd usage in that the assumption here would be that

this person has too MUCH talent to be famous, as opposed to too

little.
Use 1. George Cluny is so care free an easy going it's almost like he is

fameproof.

Use 2. That talentless hack was so bad in that movie he is completely

fameproof.

Use 3. ScaryDAve of thechurchofdave on youtube is so over the top,

profane and real he is completely fameproof since no one is going

to put that guy where he could upset a sponsor or the FCC!
by thechurchfodave July 18, 2009
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