Definitions by thechurchfodave

ClickMonkey 

A person who clicks on everything in sight and ends up being an unpaid FB employee because they load so many ads.

That clickmonkey loards more ads than NBC

ClickMonkey by thechurchfodave February 25, 2022

Sarcasticode 

HTML code to denote the end of a sarcastic statement.

</Sarcasm>

I use sarcasticode as often as I breathe </Sarcasm>

Sarcasticode by thechurchfodave February 25, 2022

Gut Monkey 

A human fetus in the womb as seen from outside. The large swollen area of a woman who is far into a pregnancy. Especially a very large and pronounced belly shape. A humorous tone slightly related to the parasitic nature of a fetus upon it's mother.

It was quite apparent from the size of her huge gut monkey that she was easily 8 or 9 months into her pregnancy.

Gut Monkey by thechurchfodave September 20, 2011

Lardtardic 

Adjective

A rarely or barely used mind. The mind of a couch potato who just watches TV and allows others to do the thinking for him/her.

Self imposed slow thinking intellectual state. Weather drug or media induced.

The most they can do with their lardtardic minds is blindly parrot the words of their favorite TV personality.

Lardtardic by thechurchfodave April 28, 2011

Protein Injector 

Male genitalia other wise known as the penis.

During the act of coitus, his girlfriend really didn't seem to appreciate being told to "milk his protein injector."

Protein Injector by thechurchfodave March 11, 2011

Munch Meat 

The genitalia of either gender. A play on "Lunch Meat". A reference to the act of oral sex.

Although I took her to dinner at a nice restaurant, I was mostly focused on getting a hold of her munch meat back at the apartment.

Munch Meat by thechurchfodave March 11, 2011

Topicjacker

A topicjacker is a person who comes into a discussion about a specific topic and hijacks the conversation with irrelevant and usually inflammatory ideas or assertions.

We had a nice little exchange going about the idea of non religious ethics when a flaming topicjacker came in and attempted to make the entire discussion about bible verses.

Topicjacker by thechurchfodave December 17, 2010