Stealing a chair from a bar, then walking back home with it, except the police stop you then force you to walk the chair back to wherever you found it.
"Dude! I totally Luke Larkined the shit out of that bar."
An amazing, beautiful, compassionate, caring girl! She'll always guide you in the right direction. Loves to get wild from time to time-- if you have her, keep her! Treat her right though, she easily checks out and begins the quest of finding a better partner.
Dude: I'm falling for Laritza...
Dude 2: If only I had seen her first..