larktard

A "larktard" is somone who plays runescape and is a major noob and or retarded.

Pker 4 666: Wow your larktarded Dr Jet 2
Dr Jet 2: Shuttup noob

larktard by Dr Jet 2 November 24, 2006

lardtard 

a person who is overweight and lacks intelligence

that person is a lardtard

lardtard by Kevin Dizzle January 11, 2007

larptard 

someone who LARPs (live action roleplaying)and enjoys it more than leading their everyday lives. some cases of "larptards" have been known to practice being furries.

nice dragon costume yetman, that guy is a fckn "larptard".

larptard by ben December 6, 2004

Lardtardic 

Adjective

A rarely or barely used mind. The mind of a couch potato who just watches TV and allows others to do the thinking for him/her.

Self imposed slow thinking intellectual state. Weather drug or media induced.

The most they can do with their lardtardic minds is blindly parrot the words of their favorite TV personality.

Lardtardic by thechurchfodave April 28, 2011

Spaghetti-Framed Lanktard 

An individual so unfortunately frail, their physique prevents them from playing the manliest of games, such as rugby and poker.

A scarecrow, or that kid who eats dessert alone in Superbad are both examples of Spaghetti-Framed Lanktards.

Spaghetti-Framed Lanktard by MalcLin420 September 17, 2013

lurktard 

Similar in nature to a creeptard. A lurktard is an individual prone to creepily making passes at another individual, usually of the female persuasion. One may most often find a lurktard creeping in the darkest shadows of bars and sketchy college parties. A lurktard often doesn't respond well to rejection. In lieu of retreating with intention to move on from their rejector, a lurktard will retreat with intention to incessantly facebook/myspace stalk their victim.

"Did you see that guy pretending to get PJ last night, even though he didn't want any, just so he could talk to me? What a lurktard!"

lurktard by Erin G. May 18, 2008

lartard 

Lacking common nerdy sense that makes no sense to ordinary people, but makes perfect sense to most people.

You're such a lartard!

lartard by Shel-Migo November 29, 2011