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Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool

1. n. In the collective mythos of scary devil monastery, this is an essential item in the toolkit of every BOFH. The LART classic is a 2x4 or other large billet of wood usable as a club, to be applied upside the head of spammers and other people who cause sysadmins more grief than just naturally goes with the job. Perennial debates rage on alt.sysadmin.recovery over what constitutes the truly effective LART; knobkerries, semiautomatic weapons, flamethrowers, and tactical nukes all have their partisans. Compare clue-by-four.
2. v. To use a LART. Some would add "in malice", but some sysadmins do prefer to gently lart their users as a first (and sometimes final) warning.
3. interj. Calling for one's LART, much as a surgeon might call "Scalpel!".
4. interj. rare Used in flames as a rebuke. "LART! LART! LART!"
I shall LART you appropriatly.
by maxeh May 08, 2003
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May 14 Word of the Day
Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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a laughing fart, when you laugh so hard and uncontrollably that you squeeze one out, by accident.
Mark:(telling a really funny joke)
EJ: omg omg rotfl lol omg oh shit i just larted
by Mark P Rich January 18, 2008
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To laugh and pass wind (fart) simultaneously.
Hey Jude, what was that suspicious sound that came from your buttock while you were laughing? I'm sorry Peter, i larted!
by Vilem Benjamin L. October 06, 2005
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1. When one laughs so hard they fart. (Laugh + Fart= Lart.)
Joslyn's laughter turned to shame when a loud lart shot out of her arse.
by Joslyn Kloehn October 13, 2007
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(La-rt) Lart is a substance from the flaps of middle aged men. Its made of crust and accumulated sweat and grease created a brick
β€œBRO UR A FUCKING LOON”,
β€œAND UR A GOOFY LART”.
by Jewstain Karna March 03, 2018
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