Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool

1. n. In the collective mythos of scary devil monastery, this is an essential item in the toolkit of every BOFH. The LART classic is a 2x4 or other large billet of wood usable as a club, to be applied upside the head of spammers and other people who cause sysadmins more grief than just naturally goes with the job. Perennial debates rage on alt.sysadmin.recovery over what constitutes the truly effective LART; knobkerries, semiautomatic weapons, flamethrowers, and tactical nukes all have their partisans. Compare clue-by-four.
2. v. To use a LART. Some would add "in malice", but some sysadmins do prefer to gently lart their users as a first (and sometimes final) warning.
3. interj. Calling for one's LART, much as a surgeon might call "Scalpel!".
4. interj. rare Used in flames as a rebuke. "LART! LART! LART!"
I shall LART you appropriatly.
by maxeh May 8, 2003
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A large chunk of crust, the molecules are boned with fat and can be found in flaps of abnormally large 53 year old men
by Jewstain Karna March 3, 2018
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when someone laughs so hard that they fart .
i made my sister laugh so hard she larted
by adamo s May 26, 2010
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Elegant lady farts.
Often come out of a young woman’s anal glands in a light spritz.
A mild musky and lightly floral scent of flatulence
That Molly is a delightful young 👩 woman;

I would be more than willing to pay a small nominal fee to sniff one her larts.
by Badger girl 317 January 16, 2022
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Larting is when you laugh so hard you fart
by SexyJay January 4, 2010
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The accidental Fart released during laughing really hard.
Dude my boss told me a joke and I laughed so hard I had a lart.
by Big Scoop July 29, 2016
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Jim fell down the stairs and busted his head. It was so funny I larted.
by Bryce KJ March 25, 2008
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