Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool

1. n. In the collective mythos of scary devil monastery, this is an essential item in the toolkit of every BOFH. The LART classic is a 2x4 or other large billet of wood usable as a club, to be applied upside the head of spammers and other people who cause sysadmins more grief than just naturally goes with the job. Perennial debates rage on alt.sysadmin.recovery over what constitutes the truly effective LART; knobkerries, semiautomatic weapons, flamethrowers, and tactical nukes all have their partisans. Compare clue-by-four.
2. v. To use a LART. Some would add "in malice", but some sysadmins do prefer to gently lart their users as a first (and sometimes final) warning.
3. interj. Calling for one's LART, much as a surgeon might call "Scalpel!".
4. interj. rare Used in flames as a rebuke. "LART! LART! LART!"
I shall LART you appropriatly.
by maxeh May 08, 2003
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A large chunk of crust, the molecules are boned with fat and can be found in flaps of abnormally large 53 year old men
UR A FUCKING LOON”,
“YEAH AND UR A LART”.
by Jewstain Karna March 03, 2018
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Elegant lady farts.
Often come out of a young woman’s anal glands in a light spritz.
A mild musky and lightly floral scent of flatulence
That Molly is a delightful young 👩 woman;

I would be more than willing to pay a small nominal fee to sniff one her larts.
by Dd-nice January 15, 2022
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Adjective:
1 doing something or taking place after someone has shat themselves
2 belonging or taking place near the end of shat.
Adverb:
1 After the shat
2 toward the end of a shat
Oh shit! I was too larte, he'd already taken a massive fuckin' dump on the floor! Damnit Miley!!
by B.C Baldimore January 16, 2019
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The accidental Fart released during laughing really hard.
Dude my boss told me a joke and I laughed so hard I had a lart.
by Big Scoop July 29, 2016
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