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Using ur laptop for various things
Man: i stay up from 6:00 till 1:00 *nerdy lagh*
Child: WOW! what doing?
Man: laptoping

sideways laptoping 

The art of lying horizontal on your side in your overly comfortable bed and making your laptop do the same. It is particularly practical when negotiating facebook or watching downloaded episodes. Doctors have been known to recommend it to avoid neck problems caused by assuming uncomfortable positions in order to successfully view important episodes. Warning: at times this practice can result in accidental sleep and a need to repeat the last few minutes of the viewing.
As I lay in my bed sideways laptoping, I watched 249029380 episodes of community, allowing the disturbing events of the previous night to drift into oblivion.

first-rate cunt lapping 

'james gave me first-rate cunt lapping last night'

Lapping it up 

When one exceedingly enjoys an experience whereby they are the central focus.
She was pretending to dislike the attention being received at the bar, but everyone knew she was lapping it up.
Lapping it up by Plato's Son June 8, 2010
He gave me an amazing lapping last night.
Lapping by lily657 November 15, 2010

Laptopping

Sitting on a persons lap until they get uncomfortably warm.
Person A: Yep, they were laptopping alright.
Person B: I mean if it's cold that's okay.
Laptopping by Frinerd October 16, 2013