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Laytoning 

to reverse Nickleback an item or idea. to dislike a popular trend.
"Chick-fil-a is shit tootsie rolls are a better chicken sandwich"

"shut up and stop Laytoning bro"
Laytoning by SSJVan November 4, 2020
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Laytoning 

adjective & adverb
the state of being in chaos, disarray, disorganisation, propelling oneself through life in a frenzy
You’re really laytoning this day!
Laytoning by Stack-y November 2, 2018

Laytoning 

The definition of the word ā€œLaytoningā€ means you’re smoking weed and getting high
ā€œHey what are you doing?ā€
ā€œI’m laytoning right nowā€
Laytoning by Smokeydascary October 29, 2023
The action of using a laptop.
This word was invented by some bored individual.
person 1:What are you up to?
person 2:I'm just laptoping
laptoping by Achmed Brahemavich October 27, 2010
Using ur laptop for various things
Man: i stay up from 6:00 till 1:00 *nerdy lagh*
Child: WOW! what doing?
Man: laptoping

Daytoning 

When you post or say something to your friends that is so gross, that it makes them want to violently vomit on the ground.
"Don't check Rpg chat there's been another Daytoning."
Daytoning by Ballerboss69 February 19, 2021

blue lagooning

To commit incest. As in the example provided by the characters from the movie The Blue Lagoon.
Those kids from West Virginia are really into blue lagooning, their parents will be pissed.
blue lagooning by Benny the Red April 16, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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