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lactomangulator
The lactomangulator left the scene of the crime with his straw sticking out of the top of the carton.
lactomangulator by Rutager December 30, 2005
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lactosing • lactoting • Lacto ring • lactoseintolerant • lactomangulation • Laytoning • Laptoping • lacosting • Lactasting • lactating
Lactating Savage
At first we didn't know what was wrong with Linda, but we soon found out she was a Lactating Savage.
Lactating Savage by Viking Guy May 15, 2007
Lactating Cow
one who interjects randomly, interrupting someone in a conversation, like a cow who is full of milk and lactates spontaneously.
Thomas: Bro. you won't believe what happened to me last night, I was driving home and....
Gilbert: Yo you wanna hear a dead baby joke.
Thomas: Stfu and let me talk don't be a fucking lactating cow.
Gilbert: Yo you wanna hear a dead baby joke.
Thomas: Stfu and let me talk don't be a fucking lactating cow.
Lactating Cow by D3RTYS4NCH3Z August 27, 2008
laptoping
laptoping by Achmed Brahemavich October 27, 2010
lactating male
lactating male by Dr Bunnygirl February 14, 2019
Lactating wombat
Lactating wombat is the term given to a short, round, aged and loud man that has no discernable good looks and bears the resemblance of a wombat. He has mild erectile dysfunctions along with sore, tender nipples which leak prefusely.
"man, that guy just keeps talking, and look at the wet patches on his shirt!, he looks like a lactating wombat"
Lactating wombat by Control-room Bloke April 2, 2010
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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