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lactosing 

When your dick squirts from out of your body and the girl starts spraying semen from her breasts
During the hardcore sex, the couple started lactosing
lactosing by Me_123456 May 15, 2018
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lactomangulator 

One who opens a milk carton from the wrong side and tears up the entire top.
The lactomangulator left the scene of the crime with his straw sticking out of the top of the carton.
lactomangulator by Rutager December 30, 2005

Lactating Savage 

A term used to describe a pregnant woman as she first encounters the wave of new hormones.
At first we didn't know what was wrong with Linda, but we soon found out she was a Lactating Savage.

Lactating Cow 

one who interjects randomly, interrupting someone in a conversation, like a cow who is full of milk and lactates spontaneously.
Thomas: Bro. you won't believe what happened to me last night, I was driving home and....
Gilbert: Yo you wanna hear a dead baby joke.
Thomas: Stfu and let me talk don't be a fucking lactating cow.
Lactating Cow by D3RTYS4NCH3Z August 27, 2008
The action of using a laptop.
This word was invented by some bored individual.
person 1:What are you up to?
person 2:I'm just laptoping
laptoping by Achmed Brahemavich October 27, 2010

lactating male 

A touchy-feely guy who cries at the drop of a hat and who loves rom-coms.
That poor, pussy-whipped fucker is a lactating male for sure.
lactating male by Dr Bunnygirl February 14, 2019

Lactating wombat

Lactating wombat is the term given to a short, round, aged and loud man that has no discernable good looks and bears the resemblance of a wombat. He has mild erectile dysfunctions along with sore, tender nipples which leak prefusely.
"man, that guy just keeps talking, and look at the wet patches on his shirt!, he looks like a lactating wombat"
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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