lap-topping
lap-topping by james8warlock July 22, 2011
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laptoping
laptoping by Achmed Brahemavich October 27, 2010
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Laptopping • Laptoping • sideways laptoping • lap • lap dance • lap dog • lap ham • lap job • Lap sitting month • Lap Hog
Laptopping
Laptopping by Frinerd October 16, 2013
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Laptoping by The one who knows everthing August 26, 2009
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Laptopping by sanctusunus December 10, 2012
sideways laptoping
The art of lying horizontal on your side in your overly comfortable bed and making your laptop do the same. It is particularly practical when negotiating facebook or watching downloaded episodes. Doctors have been known to recommend it to avoid neck problems caused by assuming uncomfortable positions in order to successfully view important episodes. Warning: at times this practice can result in accidental sleep and a need to repeat the last few minutes of the viewing.
As I lay in my bed sideways laptoping, I watched 249029380 episodes of community, allowing the disturbing events of the previous night to drift into oblivion.
sideways laptoping by thepogonnalist November 7, 2011
Laptopping
Laptopping by littlernermaid October 17, 2013
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