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lambardi slap 

To slap someone with your dick, preferably in the face
Dante Lambardi Slapped Marlene in the face
lambardi slap by lambardi slap October 11, 2007
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Lambardi Slap 

To whip out your dick and slap someone in the face with it
Dante Lambardi Slapped Marlene when she didnt suck his dick
Lambardi Slap by alaa October 18, 2007
The moment suspended in time when two opposite things come together to create a beautiful thing. Starting to get quite popular in the west coast. (Discovered by: Stephen Parrish of Lodi CA)
"Lambardin" when one (the Peanut Butter) joins the other (the jelly). its a beautiful thing. "Lahh-m-Bardin" can be used of course in every day life.
lambardin by Stephen Parrish August 22, 2011

Lambruski 

When shit goes a little too far, over the top, crazy, etc.

Word originated from drinking too much Lambrusco wine and giving little-to-no fucks.
When you're halfway there it's just "bruski", "LAMBRUSKI" is full force insanity.
May involve speaking in different accents and not being able to stop, yelling at old ladies that look like Liza Minnelli, or making your passed out friend into a marionette fully equipped with a tiny top hat/makeup/and strings attached to their hands.
"We went a little too lambruski last night at that party"
Lambruski by Winonz June 5, 2013
Shit in a bag and given to your girlfreind.
"i just gave my bitch the biggest Lambarker ever!"
lambarker by cave dweller September 5, 2006

Lambrautha 

A lambrautha is when you freeze a jar of piss, break the glass jar around to, obtaining a large piss shaped icicle, then proceeding to gag your closest relative with said icicle.
Horde: Aww man that rogue killed me!....
Ucant:Lambrautha
Ucant:Lambrautha
Horde: faggot.
Lambrautha by Ucantseemme June 13, 2009