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A four-legged divine animal. It could be fuzzy.
This lambaru is found at Varkon.
lambaru by Acylos The Silver Predator December 26, 2022
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lambardi slap 

To slap someone with your dick, preferably in the face
Dante Lambardi Slapped Marlene in the face
lambardi slap by lambardi slap October 11, 2007
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Lambardi Slap 

To whip out your dick and slap someone in the face with it
Dante Lambardi Slapped Marlene when she didnt suck his dick
Lambardi Slap by alaa October 18, 2007
The moment suspended in time when two opposite things come together to create a beautiful thing. Starting to get quite popular in the west coast. (Discovered by: Stephen Parrish of Lodi CA)
"Lambardin" when one (the Peanut Butter) joins the other (the jelly). its a beautiful thing. "Lahh-m-Bardin" can be used of course in every day life.
lambardin by Stephen Parrish August 22, 2011

Lambruski 

When shit goes a little too far, over the top, crazy, etc.

Word originated from drinking too much Lambrusco wine and giving little-to-no fucks.
When you're halfway there it's just "bruski", "LAMBRUSKI" is full force insanity.
May involve speaking in different accents and not being able to stop, yelling at old ladies that look like Liza Minnelli, or making your passed out friend into a marionette fully equipped with a tiny top hat/makeup/and strings attached to their hands.
"We went a little too lambruski last night at that party"
Lambruski by Winonz June 5, 2013
Shit in a bag and given to your girlfreind.
"i just gave my bitch the biggest Lambarker ever!"
lambarker by cave dweller September 5, 2006

Lambrautha 

A lambrautha is when you freeze a jar of piss, break the glass jar around to, obtaining a large piss shaped icicle, then proceeding to gag your closest relative with said icicle.
Horde: Aww man that rogue killed me!....
Ucant:Lambrautha
Ucant:Lambrautha
Horde: faggot.
Lambrautha by Ucantseemme June 13, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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