The moment suspended in time when two opposite things come together to create a beautiful thing. Starting to get quite popular in the west coast. (Discovered by: Stephen Parrish of Lodi CA)

"Lambardin" when one (the Peanut Butter) joins the other (the jelly). its a beautiful thing. "Lahh-m-Bardin" can be used of course in every day life.

lambardin by Stephen Parrish August 22, 2011

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Lombardy Slap

When a man gives a woman a rather painful blow to the face via his dick. Some recipients have reportedly expirienced brain damage/internal bruising due to the "Slap". Founded by the grand daddy of them all, Louis "The Punisher" Lombardy (Also known for his work on TV's 24).

Person 1: "Damn, i feel so sorry for her. She will be mentally impaired for the rest of her life due to that Lombardy Slap."

Person 2: "What?! I thought she had Down's Syndrome!"

Lombardy Slap by Louis "The Punisher" Lombardy September 9, 2008

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Lumbardy

A sponge that is used for cleaning ones self. It is various in many colours and they have different styles of lumbardies that exist all around the world. Most normal people call it a loofah but the unnatural people will very much rather say lumbardy.

I went into the shower and cleaned myself with a lumbardy.

Lumbardy by Zeus127 September 3, 2019

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lumbardy

a word used to describe when you hit your girl in the face with your penis, when you are in place you cant actually say that.

"man, i gave my bitch the lumbardy last night, dude she was mad!"

lumbardy by GGroves May 26, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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