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landphobia

Landphobia is the bigotry and intolerance towards landownership and People of Land. People of Land (PoL) is one of the most marginalised minority groups in modern day society and is constantly subject to microaggressions (e.g. not paying rent plus tip on time); hateful bigotry (e.g. ‘being a landlord is not a rEaL jOb’); and at times even systemic discriminations such as property tax and eviction moratoriums.
Rentoid: Landlords add nothing to society and are parasites. Why am I forced to pay to live in my own house??
People of land: What is this Landphobia? I’m literally shaking right now!!
landphobia by OS69 August 29, 2021

lasaphobia 

"Kit why are your shoes never tied?"
"I have lasaphobia. It's incurable."
lasaphobia by mastercutter May 31, 2018

likeaphobia 

A fear of when you are stalking someone's Facebook profile, and Accidently liking and commenting on that's person picture. This phobia is present in 85% of all straight males under the age of 25 on Facebook
*scrolling through Bikini Pics :) 2012*

*switch pictures*

*like photo? Yes*

You: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

*unlike photo, delete friend and block communications*

Next Day

Girl: So, it says you liked one of my pictures on Facebook?

You: I haven't been on Facebook in months. It must have been my brother, I leave the tab open...Glitch in the matrix?

Likeaphobia ruined my life.
likeaphobia by RGC Brave September 23, 2011

lagophobia

Being afraid of having lag in a videogame.
(slow computer)
He is afraid of having lag, he must have lagophobia!
lagophobia by Juuster May 18, 2016

Leakophobia 

The irrational fear that citizens will find out about corporate or governmental secrets through the unwanted release of internal documents.
The government displayed an exceptional leakophobia in response to the release of documents that exposed war crimes committed by the military.
Leakophobia by Édouard-Henri Avril December 24, 2010

likeophobia 

the fear of "liking" anything publicly on social media because you are afraid that it might offend one of your "friends" and/or they might "unfriend" you.
Although I am not a supporter, I wanted to "like" Donald Trumps Facebook page in order to keep up with the latest drama but I have total likeophobia and I am worried that one of my super PC liberal "friends" might get offended, judge me and "unfriend" me.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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