lakephobia 

The fear of boys from westlake boys high school.

I just arrived at the bus station and there are so many westlake boys here, my lakephobia is acting up.

lakephobia by Geoger4468 October 30, 2023

landphobia

Landphobia is the bigotry and intolerance towards landownership and People of Land. People of Land (PoL) is one of the most marginalised minority groups in modern day society and is constantly subject to microaggressions (e.g. not paying rent plus tip on time); hateful bigotry (e.g. ‘being a landlord is not a rEaL jOb’); and at times even systemic discriminations such as property tax and eviction moratoriums.

Rentoid: Landlords add nothing to society and are parasites. Why am I forced to pay to live in my own house??
People of land: What is this Landphobia? I’m literally shaking right now!!

landphobia by OS69 August 29, 2021

lasaphobia 

the fear of shoelaces

"Kit why are your shoes never tied?"
"I have lasaphobia. It's incurable."

lasaphobia by mastercutter May 31, 2018

likeaphobia 

A fear of when you are stalking someone's Facebook profile, and Accidently liking and commenting on that's person picture. This phobia is present in 85% of all straight males under the age of 25 on Facebook

*scrolling through Bikini Pics :) 2012*

*switch pictures*

*like photo? Yes*

You: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

*unlike photo, delete friend and block communications*

Next Day

Girl: So, it says you liked one of my pictures on Facebook?

You: I haven't been on Facebook in months. It must have been my brother, I leave the tab open...Glitch in the matrix?

Likeaphobia ruined my life.

likeaphobia by RGC Brave September 23, 2011

lagophobia

Being afraid of having lag in a videogame.
(slow computer)

He is afraid of having lag, he must have lagophobia!

lagophobia by Juuster May 18, 2016

Leakophobia 

The irrational fear that citizens will find out about corporate or governmental secrets through the unwanted release of internal documents.

The government displayed an exceptional leakophobia in response to the release of documents that exposed war crimes committed by the military.

Leakophobia by Édouard-Henri Avril December 24, 2010

likeophobia 

the fear of "liking" anything publicly on social media because you are afraid that it might offend one of your "friends" and/or they might "unfriend" you.

Although I am not a supporter, I wanted to "like" Donald Trumps Facebook page in order to keep up with the latest drama but I have total likeophobia and I am worried that one of my super PC liberal "friends" might get offended, judge me and "unfriend" me.

likeophobia by takinmyboozewhereichoose March 20, 2016