lagphobia

when a bitch lags too much, you’re having a conversation and they lag. most of the time they're repeat offenders. you’re scared of it and you hate it so much.

kim lags so much, that’s why janet has lagphobia.

by slapsw June 30, 2022

landphobia

Landphobia is the bigotry and intolerance towards landownership and People of Land. People of Land (PoL) is one of the most marginalised minority groups in modern day society and is constantly subject to microaggressions (e.g. not paying rent plus tip on time); hateful bigotry (e.g. ‘being a landlord is not a rEaL jOb’); and at times even systemic discriminations such as property tax and eviction moratoriums.

Rentoid: Landlords add nothing to society and are parasites. Why am I forced to pay to live in my own house??
People of land: What is this Landphobia? I’m literally shaking right now!!

by OS69 August 29, 2021

ladphobic

Prejudice against lads, often shown by people who aren't up for a cheeky Nando's and a bit of banter.

Person 1: " Ha, look at those lads, I bet there off for a cheeky Nando's. I hate them."
Person 2: "What?, you can't say that, it's ladphobic."

by allaboutthabooty December 9, 2015

lasaphobia

the fear of shoelaces

"Kit why are your shoes never tied?"
"I have lasaphobia. It's incurable."

by mastercutter May 31, 2018

logophobia

extreme or irrational fear or aversion to logic.

from Greek 'Logos' (word, reason) + -phobia

“John had a severe case of logophobia, causing him to claim he's attractive."

by imma_redbull04 July 7, 2014

linphobia

having a big fear of lin manuel miranda biting is lip or singing on soundcloud

The photo of lin manuel miranda gave me serious linphobia.

by sayyestothis July 17, 2020

Lagobia

A fear of the singer Lady Gaga

Person 1: Man, I think I have lagobia
Person 2: Man...

by clivendon June 30, 2009