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likeophobia 

the fear of "liking" anything publicly on social media because you are afraid that it might offend one of your "friends" and/or they might "unfriend" you.
Although I am not a supporter, I wanted to "like" Donald Trumps Facebook page in order to keep up with the latest drama but I have total likeophobia and I am worried that one of my super PC liberal "friends" might get offended, judge me and "unfriend" me.
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Linkophobia 

The fear or process of linking.
I think she got linkophobia because she always lagging or never wanna actually link in person

Dikeophobia 

Fear of dikes. Much like being afraid of clowns. (Coulrophobia)
She was afraid to attend a live taping of Ellen because of her dikeophobia.

loveophobia 

The Fear of giving or recieving love due to previous events in one's life
person one: "I don't like how you love me, it scares me"
Person Two: "Do you have 'loveophobia'?"
Person one: "I think so, but what is that?"
Person two: "the fear of giving or recieving love by anyone"
Person one: "i think i might"
loveophobia by deanliddell96 April 12, 2015

Linkophobia 

A fear of linking or meeting up
I hate a bitch wit linkophobia

limbophobia 

The fear of being chased by limbs who want to eat your skull.
Example:

Jimmy : I think i have limbophobia
Limbs: "GIVE ME YOUR SKULL , JIMMY
Jimmy: OH FUCK NO
limbophobia by thatgirlvibez June 28, 2021

likeaphobia 

A fear of when you are stalking someone's Facebook profile, and Accidently liking and commenting on that's person picture. This phobia is present in 85% of all straight males under the age of 25 on Facebook
*scrolling through Bikini Pics :) 2012*

*switch pictures*

*like photo? Yes*

You: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

*unlike photo, delete friend and block communications*

Next Day

Girl: So, it says you liked one of my pictures on Facebook?

You: I haven't been on Facebook in months. It must have been my brother, I leave the tab open...Glitch in the matrix?

Likeaphobia ruined my life.
likeaphobia by RGC Brave September 23, 2011
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