lairdy

A whore; A skank, enjoys the sexual pleasure of strap on, preferably up the ass.

Hannah Laird is such a lairdy

by Brian Chavez March 20, 2005

Lardy-Tardy

When someone is a combination of fat/lazy and habitually late/incompetent.

Donna was 15 minutes late for work this morning and completely forgot to provide a quote for a big customer. . . she's such a lardy-tardy.

by Professor Eloquence May 22, 2011

Lardy Scene

A fat or slightly overweight "scene kid"

"eh lads, look at that lardy scene, haha"...
*shouts*
"LARDY SCENE"

by Wilsdon April 12, 2009

Lairy

British slang: Displaying an aggressive attitude in order to provoke a fight, argument or any verbal or physical confrontation.

"Stay away from him - he's well lairy," or "He's a right lairy git."

by Dee McIntosh August 24, 2004

laird

1. A landed Scottish landowner
2. A British (us. Scottish or Irish) man used as a sex toy by a woman

1. The laird has many servants to tend to his estate.
2. Laird, give me more sex!

by Anonymous May 23, 2004

lardy bones

a person who is so fat that, even their bones are made of lard. People with this condition usually eat a lot of beans.

That boy over there has lardy bones, i can tell because he is really fat.

by laughing_bun May 30, 2006

Lairy little shit

A phrase decribing someone who is a stressy, grumpy, short idiot.

Beatrice was a lairy little shit last night.

by Camilou January 9, 2011