laird

1. A landed Scottish landowner
2. A British (us. Scottish or Irish) man used as a sex toy by a woman

1. The laird has many servants to tend to his estate.
2. Laird, give me more sex!

by Anonymous May 23, 2004

laird

Is a basically the next Kevin Durant and or MO BAMBA

He is considered a gangbanger or reping for the N1ggas

Laird can ball out better than all his n1ggers

by anonymous November 23, 2021

laird

1. a sex toy most commonly used by "blacks" in prison.
2. one who can satisfy an elephant orally.
3. a blackmans cock ring
4. faggot
5. fishin' weight

said with a deep ghetto draw " where my laird at bitch "

by ass masterson August 15, 2006

Laird

A ghetto man that spends much time painting very good paint schemes and often facedesks himself into concussed stages.

Laird was painting a car when bs55 said something, Laird facedesked and concussed himself.

by Copefan08 July 24, 2011

Laird

if this is his last or first name RUN! he always carey’s a whip and will slash u from 10 yards out even if your not black

RUN LAIRD IS HERE

by lastl March 02, 2022

Laird

100 Canadian Dollars.
. .
Because Brown has Laird on it.

Victorian: How much did you pay for those Olympics then?
Vancouverite: Dunno. Coup Laird?
Victorian: Bitch.
Vancouverite: *sniffle*

by anomalousvikingninja September 01, 2009

Laird

An underground mixed martial artist born on August 7th 1986 raised in Deer Park New york. He has tried to make his life better as he came from difficult roots and is continuing his fight to better himself and those around him.

"Laird is on his way get him a 12 pack stat"

by Tiffaroo January 16, 2008