Lardy-Tardy 

When someone is a combination of fat/lazy and habitually late/incompetent.

Donna was 15 minutes late for work this morning and completely forgot to provide a quote for a big customer. . . she's such a lardy-tardy.

Lardy-Tardy by Professor Eloquence May 22, 2011

Lardy Tard 

When a person does not bend their knees while running. Often toddlers run without bending their knees.

That guy runs like a lardy tard.

Lardy Tard by xxxPDUBxxx June 28, 2010

lard tard 

A person who is both fat and stupid. A dumb lardass.

That woman is a fatty, and she is really dim and dumb. That makes her a lard tard.

lard tard by PMax January 11, 2009

lard tard 

Someone who is extremely slow at doing something, as if s/he has consumed a morbid amount of lard.

Boss: Why have you not moved this box of feathers?
Piggy Girl: Sorry boss, but there are simply too many and they are too heavy.
Boss: Wtf, they don't even weigh a thing. You are such a lard tard.

lard tard by leChef July 3, 2010

Lard Tard 

A fat, dumb chick who somehow gets herself into bad situations with guys she thought she could trust

I wanted to go up to her, but when I came up close, she was a total Lard Tard

Lard Tard by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 2, 2019

Lard tard 

A horizontally challenged greasy person with low intellect

this redditor is SUCH a lard tard

Lard tard by whorable guy August 3, 2025