Laird

A ghetto man that spends much time painting very good paint schemes and often facedesks himself into concussed stages.

Laird was painting a car when bs55 said something, Laird facedesked and concussed himself.

by Copefan08 July 24, 2011

Laird

if this is his last or first name RUN! he always carey’s a whip and will slash u from 10 yards out even if your not black

RUN LAIRD IS HERE

by lastl March 03, 2022

Laird

100 Canadian Dollars.
. .
Because Brown has Laird on it.

Victorian: How much did you pay for those Olympics then?
Vancouverite: Dunno. Coup Laird?
Victorian: Bitch.
Vancouverite: *sniffle*

by anomalousvikingninja September 01, 2009

Laird

An underground mixed martial artist born on August 7th 1986 raised in Deer Park New york. He has tried to make his life better as he came from difficult roots and is continuing his fight to better himself and those around him.

"Laird is on his way get him a 12 pack stat"

by Tiffaroo January 13, 2008

Laird

An emotional lesbian

laird is an emotional lesbian

by ThiccNibba;) October 16, 2019

Laird

A saliva and sweat machine; one with a pedantic obsesion with signs and chalkboards.

Gillian: Hey Lauren, w... why are you drenched in SPIT?!?

Lauren: Well, I forgot my umbrella and sat too close to the Laird!!!

Gillian: Aww.

by SprocketTalker October 03, 2009

laird

1. A landed Scottish landowner
2. A British (us. Scottish or Irish) man used as a sex toy by a woman

1. The laird has many servants to tend to his estate.
2. Laird, give me more sex!

by Anonymous May 23, 2004