lafourge 

Fat ugly bitch with a moustach that teaches gym. NOW NO TOUCHIN ASS OVER THERE MK!

You Can Play Basket Ball Or Vollyball.

Joe slozak

lafourge by Edmond Dubois July 26, 2003

jordy laforge 

Using teleportation to Slam dunk a basketball while wearing sunglasses you bought at a thrift store.

I pulled a Jordy Laforge on the court last night. It was hard with the glasses on, but I did it.

jordy laforge by Mashbone Jones January 8, 2009

Jordy Laforge 

Taking a poop horizontally across somebody's face like Jordy Laforge's visors.

I gave Dave a Jordy Laforge.

Jordy Laforge by CHCKNHRT February 19, 2010

Jordy Laforge 

Noun

1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern

across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.

Q: "Did you check out that blind chick at the glory hole?"

A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."

Jordy Laforge by billebllunt May 14, 2014

laforge 

Complete and utter duetch bag

Hey, stop acting like laforge

laforge by Dustin February 2, 2004