Lagforge 

Ironforge in "I don't have a super computer" language. The incredably laggy alliance city in World Of Warcraft. Us gnomish engineers should blow it the hell up.

Findacano-DAMMIT! I just fell in the Lagforge pit again...
Silinde-ROFFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Findacano-At least I have a mount.
Silinde- >_<

Lagforge by Logan October 4, 2005

jordy laforge 

Using teleportation to Slam dunk a basketball while wearing sunglasses you bought at a thrift store.

I pulled a Jordy Laforge on the court last night. It was hard with the glasses on, but I did it.

jordy laforge by Mashbone Jones January 8, 2009

Jordy Laforge 

Taking a poop horizontally across somebody's face like Jordy Laforge's visors.

I gave Dave a Jordy Laforge.

Jordy Laforge by CHCKNHRT February 19, 2010

Jordy Laforge 

Noun

1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern

across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.

Q: "Did you check out that blind chick at the glory hole?"

A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."

Jordy Laforge by billebllunt May 14, 2014

laforge 

Complete and utter duetch bag

Hey, stop acting like laforge

laforge by Dustin February 2, 2004