lactosexual

The sexual preference of dairy products, including milk, cream, ice cream, cheese, etc.

The demon slayer, Dante, is a potential lactosexual. He shows a strong affection for strawberry sundaes.

by 12345678876543 May 15, 2008

Letosexual

A sexual orientation in which you are only attracted to Jared Leto and/or Shannon Leto (of 30 Seconds To Mars). You may find that the other men you try to pursue just simply do not compare to the sexiness and sheer talent of the Leto brothers, so you give up on guys.

Becoming Letosexual may cause the delusion of actually thinking you and a Leto are meant to be together. But this thought is more comforting and less painful than actually being in a relationship with someone who will eventually break your heart in the end.

Mom: Why don't you go out and find yourself a nice boyfriend. honey?
You: I can't, mom. I'm Letosexual.

by 30secondstoleto October 31, 2011

Lactosesexual

The sexual attraction to milk and dairy products.

What should I do if my boyfriend is a lactosesexual?

by Faedom May 13, 2021

lameosexual

A person(almost always girl) not up for sexual experimentation. Will not challenge the boundaries of traditional sexuality by engaging in harmless acts of good fun such as making out with their best friend at slammin' shindigs upon request of male counterparts.

Lisa's being such a lameosexual; the guys all wanted to see her go down on Jenny but, alas, she wasn't having any of it.

by Flavorbones August 23, 2009

l33tosexual

an extreme computer geek, obsessed with linux, who uses l33t to discuss their sexual activity.

the l33tosexual was 'humping ht emainframe ports'

by Talula Thursday February 5, 2004

landosexual

When you are in deep love with Lando Norris

-what’s your type ?
-oh,I’m landosexual

by Newwordinyourdictionary January 3, 2021

Laptopsexual

Being sexually and romanticly attracted to laptops.

"Heard of that guy who kissed a laptop?"

"Yea he's totally a Laptopsexual!"

by yayaheyyou October 28, 2021