Laptopsexual 

Being sexually and romanticly attracted to laptops.

"Heard of that guy who kissed a laptop?"

"Yea he's totally a Laptopsexual!"

Laptopsexual by yayaheyyou October 28, 2021

lactosexual

The sexual preference of dairy products, including milk, cream, ice cream, cheese, etc.

The demon slayer, Dante, is a potential lactosexual. He shows a strong affection for strawberry sundaes.

lactosexual by 12345678876543 May 15, 2008