lameosexual

A person(almost always girl) not up for sexual experimentation. Will not challenge the boundaries of traditional sexuality by engaging in harmless acts of good fun such as making out with their best friend at slammin' shindigs upon request of male counterparts.

Lisa's being such a lameosexual; the guys all wanted to see her go down on Jenny but, alas, she wasn't having any of it.

lameosexual by Flavorbones August 23, 2009

lameosexual

Stupid...passe. Obnoxious...EXTREMELY lame, tacky, pathetic etc.

lame-o-sexual

The homework assignment was so lameosexual I threw up a little in my mouth

lameosexual by George February 28, 2005

Leosexual 

When you're only attracted to people under 25.

"You're getting divorced again?". "Yeah lad, i'm a leosexual, she's getting too old for me."

Leosexual by RAWWWBERRY December 5, 2022

Lumosexual 

1: A person is sexualy attached to light fixtures,
Or proforms intercourse with light bulbs.

2: Popular among freshmen football boys named ben.

I heard ben was a lumosexual' man thats so biggay

Lumosexual by BenIsBigGay October 18, 2019

lampsexual

if you're into lamps sexually, you're lampsexual.

Andrew is into lamps so he's lampsexual.

lampsexual by Lamplover27 June 23, 2018

Leosexual 

When a man is attracted to young hot women aged between 18 and 25

im leosexual because Im only attracted to young hot women between 18-25

Leosexual by Messias February 25, 2023

Lampsexual

Noun.1.1. A person or being whose sexual experiences or techniques are laughable or nonexistent.

Noun.1.2. In correlation with Noun.1.1., it is otherwise spelt as “lmaosexual”, which is later proven to be grammatically incorrect.

Adjective.1.1. Used to describe person or being’s lack of sexual relationships and/or sexual actions.

Verb.1.1. The action of attempting ludicrous and extremely inexperienced sexual moves on targeted audience.

N.1.1..: Don’t bother buying her a drink, she’s a lampsexual.

A.1.1..: What is she still doing with you? Everyone knows you’re lampsexual.

V.1.1..: Hello? Bestie? A man just lampsexualled me and it was hilarious.

Lampsexual by SpaceBURRito January 2, 2022