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Letosexual 

A sexual orientation in which you are only attracted to Jared Leto and/or Shannon Leto (of 30 Seconds To Mars). You may find that the other men you try to pursue just simply do not compare to the sexiness and sheer talent of the Leto brothers, so you give up on guys.

Becoming Letosexual may cause the delusion of actually thinking you and a Leto are meant to be together. But this thought is more comforting and less painful than actually being in a relationship with someone who will eventually break your heart in the end.
Mom: Why don't you go out and find yourself a nice boyfriend. honey?
You: I can't, mom. I'm Letosexual.
Letosexual by 30secondstoleto October 31, 2011
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lactosexual

The sexual preference of dairy products, including milk, cream, ice cream, cheese, etc.
The demon slayer, Dante, is a potential lactosexual. He shows a strong affection for strawberry sundaes.
lactosexual by 12345678876543 May 15, 2008

lottosexual 

Zara Cruz is a lottosexual. Only Zara Cruz. And only that one specific Zara Cruz.
Her sexuality is lottosexual.
lottosexual by ZaraisLottoSexual September 28, 2022

lottosexual 

My girlfriend tells people she's a lottosexual
lottosexual by Faggot267 September 28, 2022

liftosexual

someone who is sexually attracted to elevators
Andrei a zis ca liftul e aratos, cred ca e liftosexual.

liftosexual

a person who experiences sexual or romantic attraction toward elevators/lifts.
He identifies as liftosexual because he feels attraction toward elevators rather than people.
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