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Emeril Lagasse 

When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dog’s shock collar to your junk and yelling “bam!” every time you hit the zapper.
I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.
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Nemo Me Impune Lacessit 

It is the Scottish motto written in ole Latin......roughly translated

YOU WILL NOT HARM ME WITH IMPUNITY
If you knew the Scottish motto you would start to understand why they have an underlying sense of righting wrongs....of social justice ..of rising above against their oppressors.......of long memories that are active til 'reconciled' some way...Nemo Me Impune Lacessit

Lagasse alarm 

A modified version of the Emeril. To ejaculate semen into the palm of your hand and hold it in front of a sleeping person's face while yelling "BAM!" thus making them spring up into it.
The bitch wouldn't wake up, so I set off the Lagasse alarm.
Lagasse alarm by G. Sherman August 10, 2003

lapassion 

A beautiful female and great wife and mother
Boy I'm going to marry LaPassion
lapassion by Reneeener September 14, 2016

laclassy 

She bought the laclassy jewelry.
laclassy by Lisadavis September 16, 2020
a gay son of a bitchh
very berry thicc
apple bottom man
junk in the trunk,,
chunk in the front
"that man got some lucass, amirite or amirite"
lucass by IMAEMOHOE February 28, 2018
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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