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Emeril Lagasse 

When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dog’s shock collar to your junk and yelling “bam!” every time you hit the zapper.
I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.
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Nemo Me Impune Lacessit 

It is the Scottish motto written in ole Latin......roughly translated

YOU WILL NOT HARM ME WITH IMPUNITY
If you knew the Scottish motto you would start to understand why they have an underlying sense of righting wrongs....of social justice ..of rising above against their oppressors.......of long memories that are active til 'reconciled' some way...Nemo Me Impune Lacessit

Lagasse alarm 

A modified version of the Emeril. To ejaculate semen into the palm of your hand and hold it in front of a sleeping person's face while yelling "BAM!" thus making them spring up into it.
The bitch wouldn't wake up, so I set off the Lagasse alarm.
Lagasse alarm by G. Sherman August 10, 2003

lapassion 

A beautiful female and great wife and mother
lapassion by Reneeener September 14, 2016

laclassy 

She bought the laclassy jewelry.
laclassy by Lisadavis September 16, 2020
a gay son of a bitchh
very berry thicc
apple bottom man
junk in the trunk,,
chunk in the front
"that man got some lucass, amirite or amirite"
lucass by IMAEMOHOE February 28, 2018