LAASS

1. Acronym that stands for Life Altering Ass
2. An ass that is so fine your life is altered in some way, shape, or form

Joey: Look at that LAASS!
Bob: Holy shit! That changes my perspective on life all together

LAASS by hot_chocolate January 11, 2014

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Emeril Lagasse

When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dog’s shock collar to your junk and yelling “bam!” every time you hit the zapper.

I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.

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What the click says before every video
Laddies- Any make viewers watching
Lasses- Any female viewers watching
Lassos- Any non-binary viewers watching

The Click: Hey there Laddies, Lasses, and Lassos, today we will be looking at more furry porn-

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How's your day going lassie?

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Grabbing the base of your flaccid penis and swinging it in a circle. Resembles a cowboy swinging a lasso (rope).

Sometimes after a nice hot shower, I swing the lasso around a few times.

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It means little girl, wee(little) lass (girl)

I have always been a shy person ever since I was a wee lass

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