lacasta

one who loves playing the victim

where there is drama there will be a lacasta

lacasta by grins&giggles July 8, 2007

LaCosta Special 

A massage technique in which the male partner is straddled by his female companion. The male partner sucks her breasts while massaging her back and neck muscles, producing a feeling of calming euphoria.

See also LaCosta Deluxe

NOTE: The LaCosta Resort and Spa is an elite spa located in southern California known for its grand spa and massage experiences.

Cissy was really tense this morning so I gave her the LaCosta Special. It really helped.

LaCosta Special by BBBMD November 2, 2006

Lancastard 

Lancastard is a derogatory term referring to residents of Lancaster County PA. Made popular on the People of Lancaster website www.peopleoflancaster.com and facebook page www.facebook.com/peopleoflancaster

OMG, the bar was just packed with Lancastards. I'm feeling Lancastarded for just being there

Lancastard by lancaster505 March 5, 2011

lachstar 

a person that secretly makes porn when he's alone

Man, my friend is totally a Lachstar!

lachstar by Bob The King September 1, 2016

LACASTROPHE 

LACASTROPHE (LA'CASS>TRO-FEE);

1) DEFINED AS ONE WHO NEVER HAS A GLASS HALF FULL. MURPHY'S LAW HAS PICKED THIS PERSON AS IT'S POSTER CHILD.

2) THE PERSON WHO COINED THE TERM WINNING (CHARLIE SHEEN YOU CAME SECOND).

3) AN UNAVOIDABLE MESS THAT IS DESTINED TO HAPPEN AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME, PLACE, SITUATION OR EVENT.

I walked into service today and it was a lacastrophe; tech's where yelling, customers where crying and ASM's where melting down.

LACASTROPHE by Berlin Speak March 31, 2011

lacosta 

lacosta is a white girl that’s stunning and will be talking to 10 guys at once just because she’s bored but in reality won’t be in a relationship with one because she has trust issues and is depressed , she has a huge nicotine addiction and a body count of two . she loves to party and will make i laugh till u pee yourself .

omg if we r having a party we HAVE to invite lacosta , it’s not the same without her

lacosta by kermitchinagrowl April 7, 2020

lacstating 

Lax-tating- when you’re “chillaxing” at the beach and your nipples are hard.

“Dude I’m totally lacstating at the beach right now, it’s so windy!”

lacstating by C_duds April 30, 2021