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Kwanii can sometimes be annoying but at the same time she can be nice, she is a nice person to talk to and still doesn’t know how to solve a Rubik’s Cube, she should really get Will to teach her. She is the best friend of Katie who also can be annoying and should also get Will to teach her to solve a Rubik’s Cube. She is the girlfriend of Tyson and is the sister of Kiara.
Kwanii doesn’t know how to solve a Rubik’s Cube
kwanii by Guy’s friend November 9, 2018
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the most amazing girl ever, she's the easiest to fall in love with and her eyes are so dark yet thier brown and if you look in them you could see the brown and it amazes you.... kwanita is a true person and honest and kind and if you know anyone one with this name and sounds like this, she might be the girl that you fall in love with and i fell in with a kwanita just like this.....
kwanita is awesome.
Kwanita by In.love.Loser. April 13, 2010
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Kwandile 

Very handsome cute AF nigga who is a ladies man
John is a being a kwandile rn
Kwandile by Hdnehejwjndb May 6, 2019
The name of the cockney cat-thing in the CBeebies show 'Octonauts'
'Hey dude, who's your favourite Octonaut?'

'Mate, has to be Kwazii. He's a first rate G.'

'Sick, bro'
Kwazii by chambersj February 2, 2012

Kwanzian Jew

Person who celebrates Kwanzaa while also being half Jewish.
Shelby annually celebrates Kwanzaa and Hanukkah because she is a Kwanzian Jew.

Jennifer is a half Kwanzian Jew.
Kwanzian Jew by shelbs012 March 31, 2010
The sarcastic one they call "Baby Jesus", who usually has cool hair and a fucked up creative mind. Someone who is not afraid to tell you her thoughts and never gives in to peer-pressure, but is always fun to have around.
Did you see that girl? She must be a Keanii!
Keanii by Unicorn Fever November 16, 2011

Kwandidate 

A jew-owned American presidential candidate who's really just a goy-front for the jewish tyranny.
The republican kwandidate this time around is Mitt Romney.

Obama and Romney - Geez, what fantastic kwandidates to choose from in the 2012 presidential election!

The kwandidate of my choosing is Mitt Romney, because I'm confident he will attack Iran minutes after his inauguration. Eretz Israel!
Kwandidate by Bibi-netting$-yahu September 7, 2012
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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