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The name of the cockney cat-thing in the CBeebies show 'Octonauts'
'Hey dude, who's your favourite Octonaut?'

'Mate, has to be Kwazii. He's a first rate G.'

'Sick, bro'
Kwazii by chambersj February 2, 2012
Words you can keep
The man that will steal your girl, fuck her and give her back to you for sloppy seconds

He can wink at a girl and her heart will melt because kwazi is so beautiful and handsome. Kwazi will beat your ass if he has to buy he is a kind and fun loving person that brings the money home every day. He's the type of person that makes your girl wet just by saying her name.
Kwazi will fuck the living shit outta your bitch and make her call him daddy💦
kwazi by Skeet on your face nigga August 15, 2017
Related Words
A kazii is a person who is doing drugs
Person 1: Hey theres a Kazii

Person 2: Lets stay away from them
Kazii by Pog pog Ur mom November 10, 2020

Kwazi-attractive 

when a person is not overly attractive nor are they considered "fugly".
Hey Josh, why dont you go get with that kwazi-attractive peice of ass, shes perfect for you!

Kwazimodo 

The act of shitting and throwing up simultaneously.
After all those cheeseburgers and booze David Hasselhoff was kwazimodoing everywhere.
Kwazimodo by Smiegs October 16, 2008

kwazimoto 

south-western Greenwich term for a hyphy drive-by
Yo, let's kwazimoto these bitches.
kwazimoto by fdsfadfsa July 20, 2007
A guy who loves lurking at parties
There is Kwazi, hide
Kwazi by Steelurgirl October 10, 2018
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