kushnir

noun
A man with a very large penis and/or ball sack.

Man, Nick is SUCH a kushnir!
Man, I bet Lucy is a kushnir.
Man, I am a kushnir and you are a keetch!

by Nick M. A. K. December 17, 2006

Kylie Kushnir

Beautifulest girl in the world. She smells so good 🥃 like vodka. Her aroma fills the room and i just wanna lick her whole body. Shes a skinny legend. She can cause a real good time ifykwim. 😂 Her eyes are so seductive.

Kylie Kushnir is the best girlfriend you could wish for! Dylan said.

by DYLANPOOPYINMOUTH March 20, 2022

kushner

When you marry the bosses stupid daughter, just so you can feel like a big shot and take photo ops.

Mita! Look at Jorge flirting with the farmers daughter just so he doesn't have to help us pick these grapes. He's trying to become the El Presidente' "She's es stupido Esse and your trying to pull a Kushner ; your a MexiCan't trying to become a MexiCan.

by Butch Plees May 14, 2017

Kushner shit smelling face

That face that Jared Kushner makes which conveys a sneering superiority but looks as though he is smelling shit.

The Kushner shit smelling face is a defense against his own inferiority.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020

Kushnerphobia

A disabling clinical level of intense fear of Jared or Ivanka Kushner.

My own Kushnerphobia began with seeing their huge, expressionless faces on a big screen TV!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2020

exploding Kushner head

An out-of-the-blue fantasy many have had while looking at Jared Kushner’s strangely expressionless face on TV.

The camera zoomed in to catch him blink as he was standing next to his father-in-law, when the unexpected image of “exploding Kushner head” entered my mind.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 24, 2020

Kushnerism

Devotion to the belief that money can protect you from anything dangerous or insipid, including yourself.

The appearance of loyalty shrouds the sheer Kushnerism that lies at the core of all their relationships.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2018