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When you marry the bosses stupid daughter, just so you can feel like a big shot and take photo ops.
Mita! Look at Jorge flirting with the farmers daughter just so he doesn't have to help us pick these grapes. He's trying to become the El Presidente' "She's es stupido Esse and your trying to pull a Kushner ; your a MexiCan't trying to become a MexiCan.
kushner by Butch Plees May 14, 2017
Words you can keep
a school for slutty girls and guys who get rejected from other places
did you see that Kushner girl
Kushner by justanothergossipgirl January 13, 2019

Kushner shit smelling face 

That face that Jared Kushner makes which conveys a sneering superiority but looks as though he is smelling shit.
The Kushner shit smelling face is a defense against his own inferiority.

Kushner eyes

Soulless eyes devoid of compassion, empathy, humor or basic human feeling, most often scanning the perimeter for prey.
That dead shark has some Kushner eyes
Kushner eyes by Trollcat22 June 1, 2017
Word of the Day on June 21, 2017

exploding Kushner head 

An out-of-the-blue fantasy many have had while looking at Jared Kushner’s strangely expressionless face on TV.
The camera zoomed in to catch him blink as he was standing next to his father-in-law, when the unexpected image of “exploding Kushner head” entered my mind.

Jared Kushner 

1. Nepotism defined at its best.

2. Whom gets a clear pathway to Harvard by million dollar donations by your dad.
3. The one who bangs the president’s mistress( “total piece of ass”).
Pulsar Suni: I can’t believe you believe you got an autograph from Roy Cohn.

Bhavana: Na, I actually got it from Jared Kushner

Pulsar Suni: Oh the pandemic lord and savior Kushner, it looks almost exact
Jared Kushner by -Franco April 11, 2020

Edward Kushner Hands 

taping one hand to your penis and the other hand to a 40. Then drinking the 40 as fast a possible and trying to jack off before you pass out
no one finished because they played Edward Kushner Hands last night.
Edward Kushner Hands by @$!AN August 1, 2011
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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