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When you marry the bosses stupid daughter, just so you can feel like a big shot and take photo ops.

Mita! Look at Jorge flirting with the farmers daughter just so he doesn't have to help us pick these grapes. He's trying to become the El Presidente' "She's es stupido Esse and your trying to pull a Kushner ; your a MexiCan't trying to become a MexiCan.

kushner by Butch Plees May 14, 2017

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Kushner

a school for slutty girls and guys who get rejected from other places

did you see that Kushner girl

Kushner by justanothergossipgirl January 13, 2019

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Kushner shit smelling face

That face that Jared Kushner makes which conveys a sneering superiority but looks as though he is smelling shit.

The Kushner shit smelling face is a defense against his own inferiority.

Kushner shit smelling face by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020

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Kushner eyes

Soulless eyes devoid of compassion, empathy, humor or basic human feeling, most often scanning the perimeter for prey.

That dead shark has some Kushner eyes

Kushner eyes by Trollcat22 June 1, 2017

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exploding Kushner head

An out-of-the-blue fantasy many have had while looking at Jared Kushner’s strangely expressionless face on TV.

The camera zoomed in to catch him blink as he was standing next to his father-in-law, when the unexpected image of “exploding Kushner head” entered my mind.

exploding Kushner head by Dr Bunnygirl May 24, 2020

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Jared Kushner

1. Nepotism defined at its best.

2. Whom gets a clear pathway to Harvard by million dollar donations by your dad.
3. The one who bangs the president’s mistress( “total piece of ass”).

Pulsar Suni: I can’t believe you believe you got an autograph from Roy Cohn.

Bhavana: Na, I actually got it from Jared Kushner

Pulsar Suni: Oh the pandemic lord and savior Kushner, it looks almost exact

Jared Kushner by -Franco April 11, 2020

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Edward Kushner Hands

taping one hand to your penis and the other hand to a 40. Then drinking the 40 as fast a possible and trying to jack off before you pass out

no one finished because they played Edward Kushner Hands last night.

Edward Kushner Hands by @$!AN August 1, 2011

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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