Skip to main content
A fat black Rasta man
A man that suffers cramps yet makes sure you're aware of it
He has anger problems and would make you think he'd want to kill you yet his soothing laugh fixes everything
One of the cooolest guys you'll ever meet
Girl: "Kushni was fucking me and he got a cramp, oh well his dick is small any ways"
Friend: "haha his laugh probably made up for it though"
kushni by The big definer May 24, 2016
kushni mug front
Get the kushni mug.
See more merch
A true alpha male.

Kushni is a guy who likes younger women but he's actually really amazing and will treat them good. He is very good-looking and has a WHAM piece. It is very easy to get lost in his eyes. He is very very smart. Kushni wears a wife beater a lot and will backhand you during sex.

Kushni struggles to cut his food.
friend: wow did you go on a date with kushni
not gf gf: he was amazing but he couldn't cut his food :(
kushni by ybtrillz January 25, 2022
Related Words
When you marry the bosses stupid daughter, just so you can feel like a big shot and take photo ops.
Mita! Look at Jorge flirting with the farmers daughter just so he doesn't have to help us pick these grapes. He's trying to become the El Presidente' "She's es stupido Esse and your trying to pull a Kushner ; your a MexiCan't trying to become a MexiCan.
kushner by Butch Plees May 14, 2017
Kushia is a person who is kind, fun, has a great sense of humor, thoughtful and awesome to hang around. This kind of person is a true gamer who is cracked at all video games, especially shooters. Her common phrase is "baby girl wattson" and can find her playing pubs in apex legends, decimating most lobbies. 10/10 personality and someone you definitely want on your team.
Kushia is the goat gamer.
Kushia by Lyle Greenleaf July 11, 2021

Kushner shit smelling face 

That face that Jared Kushner makes which conveys a sneering superiority but looks as though he is smelling shit.
The Kushner shit smelling face is a defense against his own inferiority.

Noora kushti 

Noora kushti (pronounced noor-ah kush-tee) is a word of Persian (Farsi, Iranian) origin that generally means "fixed fight" or pretending to fight (while fooling a target audience). In Persian (Iranian) sporting matches and games it is the literal act of pretending to fight in order to fool an audience.

More importantly it is used in Persian/Iranian (and to some extent Pakistani) politics to indicate two (or more) parties that appear to oppose one another, while the reality is the two parties are pretending to oppose one another. Only the two parties participating in the act know that their opposition to one another is just an act that is meant to deceive a target audience. Therefore it could be understand as pretend opposition. This is usually done in order to control both (or all) audiences/populations. It is a form of political monopolization.
Person #1: Why did Iran buy weapons from Israel during Iran-gate? And why did Israel sell them to Iran? They always are threatening each other.
Person #2 Noora kushti dummy.
Noora kushti by PoliSci December 28, 2014

Kushnerphobia 

A disabling clinical level of intense fear of Jared or Ivanka Kushner.
My own Kushnerphobia began with seeing their huge, expressionless faces on a big screen TV!