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kuro5hit 

"Look at me! I post on kuro5hit! Time to go cut myself with a razor because daddy touched my hoooch-hole when I was five! After that, I'm going to go write dark, narcissistic poetry on my laptop that daddy bought me cos he touched my choch again when I was 13! To end my magnificant day, I'll post about all of my problems with the world, and bitch about how no one loves me on my blog!"

-A (would-be) quote from Kuro5hite neophyte "Stick". (could also have been posted by King of Prusia, or the aforementioned RonaldReagan3).
kuro5hit by Hiro Protagonist February 16, 2004

Kuroshitsuji II 

The continuation of the Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler) anime. Featuring a couple of new characters, namely Alois Trancy and his demon butler, Claude, its basically this: Hordes of fanservice (especially the shota-esque CielxSebastian kind). If you don't like being in Fanservice Central, you probably won't like Kuroshitsuji II. But if you're a raving fangirl, get something soft to bite on so you can muffle your squeals of joy.

Summary of story: Alois Trancy, a slightly mad, blonde bombshell with a trouble past similar to Ciel Phantomhive's has made a Contract with the Spider Demon Claude. Trancy's wish? To make Sebastian suffer and to obtain Ciel Phantomhive for his own.

With messed up twists and turns such as Ciel losing his memory, Sebastian's (for better or worse) changes in behavior, and (for me) a sort of Wallbanger ending, its definitely an either love it or hate it kinda thing. But give it a shot anyway.
Kuroshitsuji II: Suddenly, EVERYONE wants to get into Ciel Phantomhive's pants. Ciel is not amused, and Sebastian is possessive.
Kuroshitsuji II by Shezka October 5, 2010
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kuro5hin 

kuro5hin is a website created by Rusty the Jackal-Faced Bastard. It is a website where goatee-stroking pseudointellectuals gather to jerk each other off.
I just went to kuro5hin. God, it sucked ass.

Kuroshitsuji 

Kuroshitsuji is an anime. It means Black Butler. The story goes about a demon named Sebastian that comes into our world. There he becomes a butler. He works for Ciel Phantomhive, the Earl of Phantomhive. The Phantomhive company makes toys, candy, ...
The story plays in the 19th century. it plays in London, England.

The main characters are:
-Ciel Phantomhive
-Sebastian Michaelis
-Bardroy (the cook)
-Finnian (the gardener)
-Maylene (the maid)
-Tanake (the house steward)
-Pluto (guarding dog)
-Grell Sutcliffe
-Undertaker
in Kuroshitsuji Sebastian says allot this sentence:

(Sebastian): watashiha aku made shitsuji desukara
translation: I'm one hell of a butler
Kuroshitsuji by Ryoko_ChanXx December 30, 2009

kuro5hin 

A popular internet destination, frequented by nerd and high school drop outs. Features a lot of pseudo-intellectual circle wanking.
I read Kuro5hin everyday.
kuro5hin by Rusty August 4, 2003

kuro5hin 

A "community weblog" site which features some of the most pretentious, self-obsessed, elitist wankers on the planet.
You're worse than those wankers on kuro5hin!
kuro5hin by rusty August 4, 2003

kuro5hin 

A website where former trolls and karma whores from slashdot actually act civilized. annoying because there's no way to (in a manner similar to raising the threshold on slashdot) reduce the number of comments displayed to allow for quick reading
kuro5hin is not pronounced with "shit" on the end, but urbandictionary won't let me modify the pronunciation despite the fact that every single other definition posted had a different one than the last.
kuro5hin by Random832 November 1, 2003
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