kuro5hin

kuro5hin is a website created by Rusty the Jackal-Faced Bastard. It is a website where goatee-stroking pseudointellectuals gather to jerk each other off.

I just went to kuro5hin. God, it sucked ass.

by The Living Incarnation of Pure Evil August 4, 2003

kuro5hin

A popular internet destination, frequented by nerd and high school drop outs. Features a lot of pseudo-intellectual circle wanking.

I read Kuro5hin everyday.

by Rusty August 4, 2003

kuro5hin

A "community weblog" site which features some of the most pretentious, self-obsessed, elitist wankers on the planet.

You're worse than those wankers on kuro5hin!

by rusty August 4, 2003

kuro5hin

A website where former trolls and karma whores from slashdot actually act civilized. annoying because there's no way to (in a manner similar to raising the threshold on slashdot) reduce the number of comments displayed to allow for quick reading

kuro5hin is not pronounced with "shit" on the end, but urbandictionary won't let me modify the pronunciation despite the fact that every single other definition posted had a different one than the last.

by Random832 November 1, 2003

kuro5hin

The act of wasting a lot of time, normally discussing things one knows nothing about.

I spent four hours kuro5hining yesterday with my co-workers, instead of working.

by the syndicate August 5, 2003

kuro5hit

see "kuro5hin".

"Look at me! I post on kuro5hit! Time to go cut myself with a razor because daddy touched my hoooch-hole when I was five! After that, I'm going to go write dark, narcissistic poetry on my laptop that daddy bought me cos he touched my choch again when I was 13! To end my magnificant day, I'll post about all of my problems with the world, and bitch about how no one loves me on my blog!"

-A (would-be) quote from Kuro5hite neophyte "Stick". (could also have been posted by King of Prusia, or the aforementioned RonaldReagan3).

by Hiro Protagonist February 16, 2004