Skip to main content

kuro5hin 

kuro5hin is a website created by Rusty the Jackal-Faced Bastard. It is a website where goatee-stroking pseudointellectuals gather to jerk each other off.
I just went to kuro5hin. God, it sucked ass.
Words you can keep

kuro5hin 

A popular internet destination, frequented by nerd and high school drop outs. Features a lot of pseudo-intellectual circle wanking.
I read Kuro5hin everyday.
kuro5hin by Rusty August 4, 2003
Related Words

kuro5hin 

A "community weblog" site which features some of the most pretentious, self-obsessed, elitist wankers on the planet.
You're worse than those wankers on kuro5hin!
kuro5hin by rusty August 4, 2003

kuro5hin 

A website where former trolls and karma whores from slashdot actually act civilized. annoying because there's no way to (in a manner similar to raising the threshold on slashdot) reduce the number of comments displayed to allow for quick reading
kuro5hin is not pronounced with "shit" on the end, but urbandictionary won't let me modify the pronunciation despite the fact that every single other definition posted had a different one than the last.
kuro5hin by Random832 November 1, 2003

kuro5hin 

The act of wasting a lot of time, normally discussing things one knows nothing about.
I spent four hours kuro5hining yesterday with my co-workers, instead of working.
kuro5hin by the syndicate August 5, 2003

kuro5hit 

"Look at me! I post on kuro5hit! Time to go cut myself with a razor because daddy touched my hoooch-hole when I was five! After that, I'm going to go write dark, narcissistic poetry on my laptop that daddy bought me cos he touched my choch again when I was 13! To end my magnificant day, I'll post about all of my problems with the world, and bitch about how no one loves me on my blog!"

-A (would-be) quote from Kuro5hite neophyte "Stick". (could also have been posted by King of Prusia, or the aforementioned RonaldReagan3).
kuro5hit by Hiro Protagonist February 16, 2004
More from Urban Dictionary

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
Next