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a name you can call yourself when coming up with French names. Kalvin = Kalvon
French Teacher: Comment vous appelez-vous ?

Kalvin: Je m'appelle Kalvon. Tu es stupide! Oui oui?
Alphie: Oui, Oui Je suis D'accord avec toi Kalvon!
French Teacher: Non, je te deteste...

Random Person: your mom big gay & French is gay
Random Person #2: Non toi
Kalvon by LeWhiz June 12, 2018
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Kulvoi kulvo kalvon kulo kulver Kurvon kelvon Kelvorax kuloco Kulon
A beautiful brown sloot that I need to boink in a loving and respectful manner
Kulveer is a dank ass hooch that I need to wife asap
kulveer by J-Kitty October 22, 2013

inang kulot 

Inang Kulot is another name for Taylor Swift in the Philippines. It refers to the country's view of the singer as a curly-haired mother. ("Inang" = mom, "Kulot" = curls, curly hair)
It is also a name in the stereotypically long Taylor Marie Joy Alison "Inang Kulot" Dimagiba Finlay Batumbakal Swift (or in some other order). We have swiftie cults here help
Live Laugh Love Inang Kulot
inang kulot by Inang Kulot June 4, 2023

Taylor Marie Joy Alison "Inang Kulot" Dimagiba Finlay Batumbakal Swift 

The aforementioned name is a satirical/stereotypical name for singer Taylor Swift in the Philippines. The extra names were added to ridicule how many of the people also have such long names. The whole name has since then become a meme in the Filipino media, in which people use the name ironically to refer to the singer.

Taylor Alison Finlay Swift are all from her legal name, the additional names and their origins are stated below. The joke originally started as "Taylor Marie Joy Batumbakal Swift", and since then, many other names have been added.

Marie and Joy are commonly found in girls' names, where Marie comes from Mary/Maria, the most common name in the country; Joy is stereotypically associated with service workers, such as nurses, cashiers, and stewardesses.

Inang Kulot is an allusion to her curly locks. Inang means "Mother" in a familiar tone, Kulot simply means "curls".

Dimagiba is fairly an uncommon last name, though it is a reference to an old joke played in radios. Dimagiba, short for 'hindi (not) magiba (breakable)' means "invincible", or "never broken". full joke: look up "Short pinoy joke english class"

Batumbakal (lit. lodestone, bato = stone, bakal = metal) is also an uncommon last name, though it does hold a deep native origin. Like Dimagiba, it seems to have originated from a joke, albeit obscure. full joke: look up "batumbakal filipino joke"

Altogether, it sounds like the name of the girl you'd play chinese garter together in the neighborhood alleys.
she is the icon
she is the moment
she is Taylor Marie Joy Alison "Inang Kulot" Dimagiba Finlay Batumbakal Swift
The most caring and amazing girl you will find. Trustworthy and respectful always has time to listen and understands everything that anyone does. An extremely good looking girl with a great personality to match it. Extremely sexy with the right frame of mind to win over any boy. All the boys wish they were with her as she’s so great. Has a great batty and loves to be involved with you. A deceiving character at first quite shy but once you get to know her she is bold and extremely brave to stand up for herself or anyone else who she thinks is right. Can be lazy but is very hard working when she has her mind set on something and nothing will stop her she is determined. A beautiful girl with gorgeous eyes and much more,a great body with so much to offer. One of a kind.
My girlfriend Kulsoom is a different level so beautiful and loving.
Kulsoom by Dave saves April 1, 2019
1) Acting in a very childish way.

2) Making a very fascist or bigot statement.

3) When performing in a n00b like fashion

4) Storming out of a room, complaining, like a sissy girl

5) Someone who works out a lot and believes he is stronger than someone who has twice the muscle mass. They also have fatty traps and criticize everyone else around them on the way they workout.
1) Mark walks out of a room, taking a book off the table saying "This is mine!", then Robert says "That was very Kelvorn of him"

2) Kyle says "I think the jonas brothers rock!" Then Camoron replies with "That was a very Kelvorn statement"

3) Art says "I workout half as much as you but I'm still twice as buff." Then Walt says "Quit being a Kelvorn and shut up."
Kelvorn by FattyTrapsBigot April 9, 2009