Skip to main content
1) Acting in a very childish way.

2) Making a very fascist or bigot statement.

3) When performing in a n00b like fashion

4) Storming out of a room, complaining, like a sissy girl

5) Someone who works out a lot and believes he is stronger than someone who has twice the muscle mass. They also have fatty traps and criticize everyone else around them on the way they workout.
1) Mark walks out of a room, taking a book off the table saying "This is mine!", then Robert says "That was very Kelvorn of him"

2) Kyle says "I think the jonas brothers rock!" Then Camoron replies with "That was a very Kelvorn statement"

3) Art says "I workout half as much as you but I'm still twice as buff." Then Walt says "Quit being a Kelvorn and shut up."
Kelvorn by FattyTrapsBigot April 9, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Meaning of Kelvon is Godly by being passed down from many centuries among the Roman Empire and as a mythical man by Greek mythology
Kelvon
adj; the best of the best, supreme
kelvon by RedLynx November 9, 2017
Related Words

Kelvorax 

Kelvorax is a synonym for a Scalie but a Kelvorax will normally watch the How To Train Your Dragon for erotic pleasure. A Kelvorax will also choose the species of the Pink Scunthorpe Dragon and will use knives instead of claws
Eclipse 1: Idk bro How to train your dragon was kinda hot
Person 2: Bro you’re starting to act like a Kelvorax don’t make me get the stab proof vest and sword
Kelvorax by 7472638 October 27, 2020

Kelvorax 

Kelvorax is a synonym for a Scalie but a Kelvorax will normally watch the How To Train Your Dragon for erotic pleasure. A Kelvorax will also choose the species of the Pink Scunthorpe Dragon and will use knives instead of claws
Eclipse 1: Idk bro How to train your dragon was kinda hot
Person 2: Bro you’re starting to act like a Kelvorax don’t make me get the stab proof vest and sword
Kelvorax by 7472638 October 27, 2020
Equine based beast created by the gods of the past as mounts to ride into war. With Three sets of lungs, bull horns, and spurs on their hocks they were quite intimidating. Not to mention the reached heights if 48 hands high and could weigh up to 3300 pounds
“If you ever see a Kelcorn…run”
Kelvon’s are da type of ppl to go off on a person if yhu are trying to pick on dem. Kelvon’s are very humble and gullible type of ppl they also love to spend time with family and make new friends. Kelvon’s are very nice,handsome,funny and once again they are not the ppl to play with wen it comes to trying to pick on dem css once yhu pissed dem off juh kno there is no turning back css they finna really pop they shi.
People think Kelvon’s can’t fight but they really can they will beat a nga ah if yhu get dem mad enough.
People need a Kelvon in they life.
Kelvon by Trxpz_Kel November 20, 2023

kelvonie 

The baddest bitch known to man. Everything about her is a 10.
“ Look at Kelvonie.” “ I know right ?! She never misses!”
kelvonie by DannyPhan November 21, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
Next