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Kulver is. Poo💩
kulver by greyfart November 4, 2021
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kulver by greyfart November 4, 2021
Pronounced: Kuv-er'd

A widely known term used in the greater north Dallas area. Although its exact origin is unknown, it is thought to have derived from the word covered. It is only used to identify one who has "covered" or "achieved" all of the necessary points of becoming extremely intoxicated, blasted, and/or belligerent. It encompasses both an attempt or completion of achieving or covering such goals. Depending on the person and time, it can be a positive or negative action--more commonly negative.
"When I left the party, I was so kuvered that I passed out in my neighbor's backyard."

"Man, last night I got so freaking kuvered that I pissed all over myself and blacked out in the middle of the street."

"That chick was so kuvered! She kept flashing the party goers all night!"
Kuvered by Mateo Sevorg September 22, 2009
A beautiful brown sloot that I need to boink in a loving and respectful manner
Kulveer is a dank ass hooch that I need to wife asap
kulveer by J-Kitty October 22, 2013
A male who spends all his time at work on-line making perverted innuendos to males and females alike.
Person 1: Who was that guy who was offering to pillage you with his throbbing buttplug?

Person 2: Oh, that's just some kalvert.
kalvert by aervert March 23, 2011
A slice or segment of an orange, clementine, etc
P1: *Has an orange*
P2: “Yo can I get a kurver?”
kurver by MarcusJAurelius May 1, 2019