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Kulon
He is a guy that will be by your side no matter what happens. A Kulon is cool and calm but is also very caring with a big heart, it is hard to find a Kulon but somewhere in the world you will find one that is willing to be your friend because he believes that having someone to talk to can sometimes be the best part of someone’s day.
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Kulon • kulonkleonkle • klondike • Klondike Bar • klondyke • klonopin • Klonoa • Klong • Kalonline • klonkie
Klonopinions
When a person has taken Klonopin and has very strong opinions about various subjects, but these strong opinions keep changing as the night goes on because the person cannot remember what he or she was talking about.
Joey had so many klonopinions last night that I had to leave the Lag Wagon show early. Joey Cape is very Klonopinionated
Klonopinions by Fat Mike of NOFX June 15, 2015
klondike thunder
klondike thunder by Bearcatkev June 10, 2018
kumon
The most horrible thing that has ever existed. That one thing that ruins your social life FOREVER. Also another way for parents to torture their kids without any physical abuse. Kids who have not yet enrolled in Kumon, if anybody even mentions it to you, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AND NEVER TURN BACK.
Mother: *On the phone* Yeah, I'm thinking of sending him/her to Kumon, their grades aren't very good...
Kid: *Overhears* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs as far as their legs can take them*
Kid: *Overhears* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs as far as their legs can take them*
kumon by The Adorkable One October 18, 2013
kumon
the worst thing in the world. you could be out enjoying life but NO, you have to sit down and finish 4 booklets with ten pages of stupid math problems. yeah that's right 400 QUESTIONS.
IT DOES NOT HELP. AT ALL. it's so repetitive doing the same booklets 6 times over and your parents say "it's for your own good, you'll pass this way." IT DONT WORK. the instructors suck.
TO KIDS WHO DONT DO KUMON IF YOU EVER HEAR KUMON COMING FROM YOUR PARENTS MOUTH RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!! IT WILL DESTROY YOUR LIFE, IT TAKES UP SO MUCH TIME ON TOP OF ALL THE SCHOOL WORK! YOU WON'T EVEN GET TO ENJOY YOUR LIFE BC OF KUMON.
I'm even scared of my dad who is forcing me to do this. I wanna quit but ill just get yelled at.
IT DOES NOT HELP. AT ALL. it's so repetitive doing the same booklets 6 times over and your parents say "it's for your own good, you'll pass this way." IT DONT WORK. the instructors suck.
TO KIDS WHO DONT DO KUMON IF YOU EVER HEAR KUMON COMING FROM YOUR PARENTS MOUTH RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!! IT WILL DESTROY YOUR LIFE, IT TAKES UP SO MUCH TIME ON TOP OF ALL THE SCHOOL WORK! YOU WON'T EVEN GET TO ENJOY YOUR LIFE BC OF KUMON.
I'm even scared of my dad who is forcing me to do this. I wanna quit but ill just get yelled at.
parent: have you finished your Kumon?
kid: no
parent: *knocks fist on table* let me tell you, if you don't finish, you will not eat, you will not sleep, you don't wanna know what I'll do to you.
kid: *visibly shaking*
parent: finish it now
kid: no
parent: *knocks fist on table* let me tell you, if you don't finish, you will not eat, you will not sleep, you don't wanna know what I'll do to you.
kid: *visibly shaking*
parent: finish it now
kumon by lglifeisgood June 18, 2020
Klonopin kloud
The pleasant cloud of apathy one might find oneself floating upon were one to ingest a decent amount of clonazepam (Klonopin).
Klonopin kloud by Egodeath February 25, 2009
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