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Krunkled

1. (adj.) The state of inebriation associated with a party thrown by Phil Kunkle. In most cases, consequences include alcohol poisoning, the contraction of one or more STD's, blindness, injury and possibly death.

2. (v.) The act of partying with Phil Kunkle. Activities include but are not limited to: beer pong, quarter bounce, other drinking games, liberal attempts at wiisports, sex with one or more partners, the imbibing of several hard alcoholic drinks, the imbibing of several illegal alcoholic drinks, the usage of recreational drugs, drunken dancing to music, throwing up in the bathroom, and doing stupid stunts to prove you have more balls.
1. Bill: hey man, you look pretty krunkled right now...
Joe: Imnodunk, yuudadunkun... (drunken babbling)

2. Bill: Hey Joe, wanna go over Phil's and get krunkled?
Joe: No, I still can't remember the name of that chick I keep fucking.
by Phil Kunkle January 10, 2008
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krunkled

where one is drunk without any alcohol or has close to no alcohol in their system.
guy 1: dude, I'm so krunkled

guy 2: Dude, you're such a lightweight
by Pinkcheezy November 26, 2020
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krunkle kick

a dance move characterized by lying on your side while kicking your right leg into the air in a spastic motion; popularized by the beaver boys
I was dancing with this chick all night but i finally sealed the deal when i pulled out my secret weapon, the krunkle kick
by the salad shooter October 14, 2009
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krunked

act of being high and drunk and the same time
Man I was so krunked last night.
by b December 26, 2002
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krunked

Drunk and highhh
Last night i drank 10 beers and smoked a fatty blunt, i was krunked up.
by jessica December 29, 2003
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krunkle

the act of hitting someone in the testicles
Riley's rolling on the ground because he just got krunkled.
by The Big Lem June 22, 2008
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KRUNKLE

A relative who buys you alcohol or drugs when your parents refuse.
Some kid: Man, I can't find anyone to buy us beer.

Some other kid: What about your KRUNKLE on the east side?
by hehohno October 20, 2007
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