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A relative who buys you alcohol or drugs when your parents refuse.
Some kid: Man, I can't find anyone to buy us beer.

Some other kid: What about your KRUNKLE on the east side?
by hehohno October 01, 2007
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The Krunkle:

The violent act of screwing up the sunday times and forcing it down someone's throat while screaming SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.
Thomas says:
I would never krunkle somebody, unless they pissed me off
by munkah January 27, 2005
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