krunkle

the act of hitting someone in the testicles

Riley's rolling on the ground because he just got krunkled.

by The Big Lem June 22, 2008

KRUNKLE

A relative who buys you alcohol or drugs when your parents refuse.

Some kid: Man, I can't find anyone to buy us beer.

Some other kid: What about your KRUNKLE on the east side?

by hehohno October 20, 2007

Krunkle

A disease that will originate from the Burmasha, Kazakhstan on July 17, 2024.

It will fester far worse things.

"I'm so worried, John has been saying devious things and speaking in tounges." "That's because he has come down with 'The Krunkle'"

by Briarb0I January 22, 2023

Krunkle

The Krunkle:

The violent act of screwing up the sunday times and forcing it down someone's throat while screaming SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.

Thomas says:
I would never krunkle somebody, unless they pissed me off

by munkah January 27, 2005

Krunkle

when your cat does a poo inside the house

oh no! Fekix did a krunkle in the living room!

by haki74 September 24, 2020

Krunkle

A human who shows an abnormal slowness of thought or action intellectual disability
slowness in development or progress (i.e., a dumbass)

That guy is a real krunkle, he can't even do simple math!

by skibidyboom3049 April 5, 2024

krunkle kick

a dance move characterized by lying on your side while kicking your right leg into the air in a spastic motion; popularized by the beaver boys

I was dancing with this chick all night but i finally sealed the deal when i pulled out my secret weapon, the krunkle kick

by the salad shooter October 14, 2009