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1. (adj.) The state of inebriation associated with a party thrown by Phil Kunkle. In most cases, consequences include alcohol poisoning, the contraction of one or more STD's, blindness, injury and possibly death.

2. (v.) The act of partying with Phil Kunkle. Activities include but are not limited to: beer pong, quarter bounce, other drinking games, liberal attempts at wiisports, sex with one or more partners, the imbibing of several hard alcoholic drinks, the imbibing of several illegal alcoholic drinks, the usage of recreational drugs, drunken dancing to music, throwing up in the bathroom, and doing stupid stunts to prove you have more balls.
1. Bill: hey man, you look pretty krunkled right now...
Joe: Imnodunk, yuudadunkun... (drunken babbling)

2. Bill: Hey Joe, wanna go over Phil's and get krunkled?
Joe: No, I still can't remember the name of that chick I keep fucking.
Krunkled by Phil Kunkle January 10, 2008
act of being high and drunk and the same time
Man I was so krunked last night.
krunked by b December 26, 2002
Drunk and highhh
Last night i drank 10 beers and smoked a fatty blunt, i was krunked up.
krunked by jessica December 29, 2003
"We gonna go to the club and get krunked with Britney."
-The Ying Yang Twins, "(I Got That) Boom Boom," In the Zone
krunked by Tim March 10, 2004
More specifically, the effect achieved after one takes pills of DXM and washes them down with alcohol. More severe cases can also merit the inclusion of the adverb "infragibly" (Refrencing the hulk-esque character of the "Justice Friends" cartoon usually shown with "Dexter's Lab").
Possible origin may be that one developes impairments of speech and vocabulary, therefor sounding a bit like him.
Dude you are infragibly krunked.
krunked by viking god of rock July 28, 2005
getting crazy and stupid without anything
i got krunked at school yesterday
krunked by awesomeharley April 30, 2013