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A relative who buys you alcohol or drugs when your parents refuse.
Some kid: Man, I can't find anyone to buy us beer.

Some other kid: What about your KRUNKLE on the east side?
KRUNKLE by hehohno October 20, 2007
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A disease that will originate from the Burmasha, Kazakhstan on July 17, 2024.

It will fester far worse things.
"I'm so worried, John has been saying devious things and speaking in tounges." "That's because he has come down with 'The Krunkle'"
Krunkle by Briarb0I January 22, 2023
The Krunkle:

The violent act of screwing up the sunday times and forcing it down someone's throat while screaming SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.
Thomas says:
I would never krunkle somebody, unless they pissed me off
Krunkle by munkah January 27, 2005
when your cat does a poo inside the house
oh no! Fekix did a krunkle in the living room!
Krunkle by haki74 September 24, 2020
A human who shows an abnormal slowness of thought or action intellectual disability
slowness in development or progress (i.e., a dumbass)
That guy is a real krunkle, he can't even do simple math!
Krunkle by skibidyboom3049 April 5, 2024

krunkle kick 

a dance move characterized by lying on your side while kicking your right leg into the air in a spastic motion; popularized by the beaver boys
I was dancing with this chick all night but i finally sealed the deal when i pulled out my secret weapon, the krunkle kick
krunkle kick by the salad shooter October 14, 2009
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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